Sneakin'-on-ya-meat

Used when knowledge of a significant other's infidelity is unknown.

Jim: "Hey, did you know your wife was sneakin'-on-ya-meat?"
Billl: "Yeah, I came home thinking she was cooking macaroni and cheese. I was wrong"

by Bill Billingsworth August 26, 2021

Manny's meat flaps

Manny's meat flaps are made out of the hardest condoms you can find.

i love manny's meat flaps
manny's meat taste so good

by lemonsins September 1, 2021

Montreal Meat Smoker

Anal sex without a condom or lubricant as hard and fast as possible for extended periods of time, such that the friction causes the meat to smoke.

She let me fuck her ass in the parking lot so I raw dogged it without lube and it turned into a Montreal Meat Smoker

by EJamesOz September 2, 2021

Dirty Meat Rod

When you have anal sex and your partner forgot to wipe their ass and you pull out only to find your dick is covered inanal snot

FuckBuddy 1: Dude did you wipe your ass properly?
FuckBuddy 2: Ummm maybe. Why?
FuckBuddy 1: You've just given me a Dirty Meat Rod you healed up cunt

by Large Nipple January 10, 2013

Superheated Meat Juice

The extremely hot juices found inside smokies, hot dogs etc. that when bitten into explode in an ejaculatory manner, burning your face and giving men the unsettling feeling of knowing what a facial feels like.

"Whoa, that foot-long just blasted you in the face with superheated meat juice!"

by Big balls + Lil balls September 4, 2012

Chronic Meat Tickler

A person who masturbates frequently.

"Mate, you are a chronic meat tickler."

by The Great Great Wise One June 19, 2018

Bosnian meat skittle

The act of using the Wuxi Finger hold on the clitoris, which causes almost instant orgasm and a partner for life.

Fair warning: if using this move , be equipped with A) scuba diving gear or B) a poncho

Eli: "how did the night go"
Jake: "I used the ole' Bosnian Meat Skittle"
Zach: "damn you wild lmao"

by yamothasonion February 10, 2019