Klug's Law

Only one wearable computing device (e.g. Pebble watch, Google Glass, etc.) shall be allowed on an individual person to avoid notification blowup.

Man: I would totally get another smart watch, but I'm afraid of violating Klug's Law

by NiwaDaisuke July 15, 2013

Dave's Law

The phenomenon that occurs when an individual is carrying many things in their arms but frees up one hand to reach for their keys. Dave's Law says that the keys will always be in the pocket opposite to the free hand.

"Thanks to Dave's Law, I need to set everything down to get my keys."
"Curse you Dave!!!"

by A regular Dave March 15, 2022

the Jenny law

The Jenny law states that any person with the name of Jenny with a last name starting with S can not be sick or ill in anyway.

“No Jenny you can’t be sick that breaking the Jenny law”

by Hunt budunt December 18, 2023

Pay law

Pay law is a a very popular nickname for someone who spends most of his soccer games on the bench. His nickname is so popular that people forget that he has an actual name.

“Pay law begged me to give him 5 mins”

-his soccer coach

by Pedri8 November 21, 2023

step-great-grandson-in-law

Step-great-grandchild's husband.

step-great-grandson-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

out-law

The people who used to be in your family of marriage but are "no longer family," because you're divorced.

I'm taking my kids to spend time with my out-laws because I feel like they should be able to know their grandparents, aunties, uncles and cousins on that side of the family, regardless of how my ex feels about me.

by momforlife August 17, 2021

aunt-in-law

1- Uncle's wife.
2- Spouse's aunt.

My aunt-in-law is a good person.

by KOBO8956 September 22, 2021