A really stout person that tries to lay on You. Their like “ Baby I love you “, and try to show you by hugging and squeezing the loving air out of you. You try to reciprocate but all you can say is “ Get off me your like a fucking brick.
When you laugh so hard and for so long that your lungs literally feel fucked. To have a such a hard choking laugh that almost has the capacity to kill.
That dude is so funny, I can promise you pretty much every time you hang with him, he'll give you a good lung fucking... literally. Like he is that funny. He doesn't even need to say anything, you might die from laughter.