Anal Oyster

The act of shoving your balls into someone's anus

We didn't have any anal beads handy, so I put my balls into her anus and gave her an Anal Oyster

by The danger ranger December 20, 2017

Anal

An activity that involves sexual pleasure through the shit hole at the back of a bitch.

My feminist friend, Jolene, enjoys anal

by Robert69Anallover October 21, 2021

Kurt Cob-anal

The violent, masochistic act of shoving a shotgun up one's rear and pulling the trigger.

Jerry's last solemn moments were spent enjoying Kurt Cob-anal, where buckshot invaded his flesh in all directions from the backdoor.

by Piky321 July 22, 2025

Anal volcano

when you are fisting someone with diarhea. And you wait for all of the persons feces to build up, before removing your fist, and letting all the shit splurt everywhere.

Friend: Bro why is your shirt brown?

Me: yeah jesica wanted to try doing an Anal volcano.

by PEE POO PEE PEE March 16, 2020

anal drug nuke

The victim shoves every item considered to be a "drug" in their house into a condom. They then add a firecracker to the condom, and add a fuse sticking out of it. The condom is then inserted into their anus and the fuse is to be set a blaze. The goal is to absorb the drugs directly into the bloodstream.

Josh: "Dude, why do you look so fucked right now?"

David: "Bro, I just did an anal drug nuke. Im so fucked."

by galaxydick December 7, 2025

Anal Splooge

when after anal sex the semen dribbles from the anus

JORDAN "that was a good pounding"
LUKAS "sorry about the anal splooge on your dick"

by AnalSplooger May 30, 2018

Awesome Anal April

Awesome Anal April is a holiday where all females must agree to anal sex from any male who asks for it. Vise versa, any male who is asked for anal sex by a female must agree.

This does not apply to lgbt sex, (male x male, female pegging)

"Her ass was bright red, because she got fucked five times in Awesome Anal April!"

by dio roadroller November 6, 2019