May 5th

May 5th is national send-nudes-day.
It was first ratified in the global constitution on May 5th 0002 AD

Oh shit, it's May 5th, gotta send these titty pics rq.

by may5thenjoyer May 5, 2025

Mai Ham

Mai Ham is a very intelligent, talented, athletic, glamours, & positive person! Mai Ham likes to play around & that’s what makes Mai Ham Mai Ham. So if you have a friend like Mai Ham, keep them.

Damn, Mai Ham is so perfect!

by niagtsovtom May 1, 2022

May 22

National hug your crush day

It’s may 22 so it’s time for a hug

by Willyblakes May 21, 2024

ello may oh

LMAO but pronounced "ello may oh." Used ironically most of the time. Some might argue it is pronounced as "lah mao," but they are wrong :)

Hey dude, "My dog died."
"ello may oh."

by avscado May 15, 2021

May 1st

national make ur best friend lose their virginity day

person 1: hey i get to fuck you now
person 2: wait wtf why

person 1: its may 1st! i get to fuck you

by izothecatdidntask\ May 1, 2022

May 1

Tickle Aprammat’s butt day

On may 1st I gain pleasure

by Manavpatel001 April 30, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025