May 12

Whip out yo titty day

Hey its may 12, whip out yo titty day

by mskadjkij23897 May 12, 2022

May 4th

May 4th is National Armpit Luke Day where if you have a friend named Luke you have to shove your pointer finger up their armpit and yell the word "armpit."

You: "Hey, Luke. It's May 4th!" Luke: "NOOOOOO" You: "ARMPITTTTTT"

by poopoo123455667 May 4, 2023

May 2nd

National send nudes from the office day.

"Hey its may 2nd, send some nudes while your at work in the office today"

by Somebody4955 May 2, 2022

ailie-may

Absolutely, Utterly Perfect Female!

geez, check out that ailie-may!
She's so much fun, an utter ailie-may.

by Ailie-xx February 27, 2008

Mai

My name

Mai loves ice cream

by Mai14 July 14, 2021

May 5th

It’s the day you prank your friend by pretending to be in love

Pablo: hi Jessica, i think i love you
Jessica: Pablo, it doesn’t work, i know today is May 5th!

by annibal May 4, 2022

May I please have a water?

When you're thirsty on a plane, thousands of feet in the air. But there's not much to drink.

Blonde male with a crown and mask on chin, looking around and grinning: "May I please have a water?"

Woman: Oh my god!

by Talking Ben Nigger December 12, 2023