May

No Make Up May

No girls can use makeup in the month of May

by FUHUTALKINBOUGHT November 18, 2020

may 3rd

curtis appreciation day, beat each other with rolling pins

dude; may 3rd
dude 2; no pls

by lemonfather May 1, 2022

May 11

National fingering day

Me:lemme do something rq
Girl: go ahead

Me: * go crzy
Girl: why’d u do that??
Me: It’s May 11

by Donny2Hotty May 11, 2024

Cape May Carver

A sandwich of unknown origin, comprised of dry off brand white bread encompassing an obnoxious slab of baloney or baloney related product i. e. Spam or Spam knock off. This sandwich contains no condiments and has been seen in baggies in Cape May since the Reagan administration.

“I’d rather eat a wet asshole than a dry Cape May Carver”

by PannyRipper April 18, 2024

Tom, you may as well leave

The act of trying to roast someone with the name “Tom” by singing the song “Call me by your name”, but slightly changing the lyrics. And instead stating “Call me what you want, Call me what you need, Tom you may as well leave”.

Enrique: Are you gang gang?
Tom : “Who Remembers the Infinity Stones”
Adrian: “Tom, you may as Well Leave.”
Tom: Shut the Fuck up.

Adrian: Nope!

by Göbert August 13, 2025

Lee may

A price of shit, pretty annoying , gay, disgusting, disturbing and I hope you search this uppppppp

(Priory)

Lee may if this is you u would know

This (THE PRIORY)

by Śàvè January 29, 2020

May 7

The person who is born on this day (named Luca) is the most perfect person in this universe. So if there is someone you know that was born on this day named Luca make sure to say Happy Birthday and buy them the newest iPhone. Thanks

Tiana: Its May 7th that means its Luca's birthday today!!!
Kristen: OMG I forgot to buy her the iPhone 11.
Jessica: Today's her birthday? No wonder she is so PERFECT.

by llleeewww November 7, 2019