i need to B my L on someone's T's

I Need To Blow My Load On Someone's Tits. (From the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall)

Rory: Hows the Sex Life?
Donnie: I Need To B My L On Someone's T's.
Rory: Me Too...

by Donald Schwartz May 08, 2008

N-E-W-P-O-R-T

Never Eat Wet Pussy On a Rainy Tuesday

by smokey the bear July 07, 2003

Dot my I's and cross my T's.

Making sure your tax documents look sound and legal.

"Robert I am getting audited next week and I am going to have you fill out a w-2 for working here." said Uncle Sam.

"But boss I've been working here for a year and a half." replied Robert."
"I know but I need to make sure I dot my I's and cross my T's." explained Uncle Sam.
"What does that mean?." stated Robert.
"Just put you started here last week." grumbled Uncle Sam.

by jesushater December 01, 2009

R-O-T-F-L-O-L

Rolling on the floor laughing out loud.

I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L

by Ryan Fleming October 24, 2006

N-E-W-P-O-R-T

Nukkas
Either
Winning
Pimpin
Or
Runnin
Thangs

Say mayne u gotta n-e-w-p-o-r-t

by Thowd September 29, 2005

If and it wmf. Fiend f rent t Yh

What does this mean

If and it wmf. Fiend f rent t Yh

by Ruby27017 May 02, 2021

omle`t du formage`

a word that comes to mind when one is mad. this word is meant to be an insult.

when one is mad at another, this phrase is simply used.... "omle`t du formage`"

by lexijoefranksteve December 01, 2007