Poking The Bear

"Poking The Bear", in a non-traditional sense, refers to when a man uses his erect genitalia to poke his significant other whilst they're resting, and once they're awake and ready to play, the perpetrator simply goes to rest.

Chad: Yeah I was poking the bear last night, and she got pissed!
Adonis: Well, when you poke the bear to mess around and then you don't finish the job, the bear might just throw a fit.

by ZaneCoon#1Fan December 30, 2023

Chocolate gummy bear

When two hairy gay man fuck in the butt and leave a poop coating on the others dick, the top knocks out the bottoms teeth and makes him clean off his dick with his gums

I need to go to the dentist, James gave me a chocolate gummy bear last night

by TheLoveTaco January 27, 2022

bear zipper

When you pull dingleberries out of your crack and they stick together from each side, like an ass zipper.

"What are you doing billy?"
"Tuggin' on some dingleberries"
"Sounds like you got a bear zipper going on"

by snakewrench99 September 3, 2016

Kotchie Bear

Cock Boy

He’s such a kotchie bear, what a fkn dweeb. Tell him to get bent and leave us out of it.

by KiTTYBiTCH x June 10, 2023

Bear Food

A skinny homosexual male who likes to receive during intercourse.

Person 1: "Did you see how that guy was dressed?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's total Bear Food."

by TheWhiplash June 2, 2023

Bugha-bear

A dark skinned woman that has a dick tattoo. Commonly packed with a fuck ton of STD's.

Person 1: Damn that girl lookin' fine as hell.

Person 2: Nah bro, I think she's a bugha-bear.

Person 1: Ah true bro, what a filthy nigger.

by Jew Sandwich July 31, 2021

sarah boo bear

Vxso's discord kitten

Oh that's sarah boo bear?

You mean Vxso's dIscOrD kItten?

Yep.

by Vxso March 31, 2022