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two man

A two man is Dom, Mackaylie, Jacob and Mackalya.
Its just a two man
by urmanisminebitch December 5, 2023
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Three on two

Also called the porn star. Three men on two women.
There's a three on two... oh, you mean the porn star. No an odd-man rush... yeah, a porn star. Duh.....
by Big Bud X2 April 26, 2025
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two shits to a candlestick

to not know anything about anything
to "not hold two shits to a candlestick" is to think you know something but really know nothing

Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment
by secretpumpkinking May 2, 2014
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Two Japanese Dairy Cows

In August 2025 it'll be 80 years since these two Japanese dairy cows began to be exploited, i.e. to whiten Japan's notorious history from early 1930s to 1945 — and once again the majority of the international media fail to put these cows, Hiroshima 🐮 and Nagasaki 🐮 into any kind of historic context. So let's put things into perspective; ca. 250,000 Japanese died from the two atomic bombs. Just for the record, Japan's acts killed tens of million people, no one knows the exact number and the Japanese themselves have a national amnesia about this matter.

The Japanese emphasize and portray themselves as victims regarding the end of WWII. Actually those bombs were a blessing to them and hence they could begun their self-deception by considering themselves as if they were the only victims in Asia and the Pacific Theater though they were the worst butchers of the era worldwide.

So when the global media recall once again the anniversary of the dropping of a-bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki and cry for those 250k victims, meanwhile memories fade away of the Pacific War and Japan's genocidal campaign in China that alone killed over 20 million people by using unspeakable brutality, just recall Nanjing in China (Nanking at the time), or the Unit 731 in Manchuria and its human experiments etc., you name it — considering the anniversary of Hiroshima and Nagasaki and recalling what the Imperial Japanese Army did, then this anniversary feels like a sick and hypocritical phenomenon.
A biological miracle; two Japanese dairy cows have been milked for decades.
by O. W. Tongueincheek November 10, 2024
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Baptist two-step

A girl fucks two guys at once while attending Baylor University.
Ay that Baptist two-step we pulled last night was sick, I was trying not to make eye contact with you cause that would be gay. Go bears
by Hk1234 January 14, 2021
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Two Tab Tony

A guy who is turnt on acid

A drug dealer who deals acid

A person who is acting all crazy
Person 1: Dude look at that guy on the street just staring at that wall.

Person 2: He's a two tab Tony for sure.
by Whitest Anglo-Saxon December 20, 2022
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