Census Rape

To edit someone's online census form while they are away from their computer with the hope they will submit it without seeing the changes.

Miller: Have you seen Charlie lately? I'm lost without him.
Mark: Haha, he got deported as 'cus I Census Raped him!
Everyone else in chorus: Hahahahahahaha, what a mug!
Miller: wha...

by GrandMasterT May 16, 2011

Giggle Rape

The action of laughing so hard to the point of vomiting while giving someone a reach-around while vomiting on the other person

He giggle raped that guy and he vomited into his urethra

by Super Nyquil December 26, 2024

Wallet-Rape

When an object on sale is egregiously expensive, usually seen as a franchise of expensive items usually related to a hobby. The high pricings of these items gouge out the wallets of the customer, leaving a miniscule amount of cash in the rubble.

Guy 1: "Why the fuck did I start playing Warhammer 40k."
Guy 2: "What's so horrific about it?"
Guy 1: "The fucking expensive as hell mini-figures has me poor and writhing on the floor shit-vomiting. It's just Wallet-Rape. My cash is gone."
Guy 2: "Graphic description of your suffering but okay."

by MYEARSAREBLEEDINGPLEASEHELP July 10, 2022

Andrew Rape!?

Oh no! 2012-2015? That's before any of my input so I have nothing to do with that.

Hym "Damn? Andrew rape!? That... Is... Sad. Sadsad. Damn, Myron hangs out with a lot of alleged rapists. Charleston (allegedly). Andrew (allegedly), (and depending on the real story behind his divorce) Stephen (potentially, I'll need to see some bank account information for that). That is not a good look. I mean, I existentially redeem them and they imitate my personality but we don't even hang out so I'm not associated with them in any way shape or form."

by Hym Iam March 14, 2024

Fake rape

Online Video of Revenge porn or rape porn
Rape that was Filmed

You're not supposed to see that fake rape

by 459395 March 4, 2022

Jewish Rape

When you are completely and utterly fucked over by a Jew or an any money hungry person in terms of money and assets.

Vonn: hey what are you paying for this 30 page report due tonight?
Mitchel: uhh probably like 10 bucks

Vonn: dude I could charge you with Jewish rape

by GoodieGamer September 30, 2025

Dick rape

Is when you put a male in an uncomfortable situation where you end up fucking his dick without his consent but you don’t get pregnant

Bro I woke up to her best friend and her little sister sucking my dick and she walked in on it so what could I say or do bruh I got dick raped I’m just glad she was so understanding she said if I was my sister I’d probably dick rape you too

by Bdsm handbook January 23, 2024