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One Without 

Australian for a Bunnings BBQ sausage sizzle. Where you get 1 sausage sanga without onions.
Hi, I'd like one without please.
One Without by ABBSSOW August 18, 2024

one up the bum, no harm done 

A failed 2011 slogan created for Marie Stopes International by comedy music band The Midnight Beast, promoted with a catchy music video. 'One up the bum and it's no harm done, one up the bum and you won't be a mum."

Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.

Enjoy your AIDS.
"One up the fanny and your mum's a granny" so instead you try kinky bum sex, hoping to avoid pregnancy?

The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?

One Hundred Percently 

Positively One Hundred Percent. 100%.

I randomly just blurted out "oh, one hundred pecently, I would." and thought of when Thor (MCU) said "all words are made up.".
"I agree with this statemnt One Hundred Percently!" "I One Hundred Percently want to go to Disneyland!"
One Hundred Percently by rezinator November 21, 2024

One Wheat Mark 

The most SUPER DUPER AWESOME comic made by truckstoptiger5. Give it a read. Contains a guy wanting to fuck/murder his boy bestie
"yoooo my sneaky link!!!"

"What's a sneaky link?"

"From One Wheat Mark, obviously 🙄"
One Wheat Mark by goathide November 30, 2024
When you text your crush one sec but instead your finger slipped and you didn’t notice quick enough therefore you sent it. Congratulations she now thinks you are a pervert!
Alright, just give me one sex
one sex by sigmaboy December 4, 2024

ONE WAY TRAFFIC 

ONE WAY TRAFFIC , CANT FIND THE OTHER END TO GO RIGHT WAY, DOWN ONE WAY!
Fuck this shit, if I drive in reverse I'm going the right way down one way traffic! Noone will know!...everybody knew and called others to let them know I was coming!
ONE WAY TRAFFIC by Love, Diana.M December 4, 2024