"Sorry I couldn't make it to the game last night, I had Taco Bell for lunch and got a case of fire-hea."
by Non special Tuna December 5, 2022
Get the Fire-heamug. where everyone ejaculates into a bottle and sets it on fire making a semen Molotov. You then throw it at an overweight drunken man and watch their fat ass dance all over the floor.
by funnyman1112 March 11, 2022
Get the chumky fire-ballmug. by Hanngman July 29, 2021
Get the Fire Upmug. Having the most passionate yet forceful anal sex with someone who has Hemorrhoids. Leaving a dirty mess for everyone to enjoy.
Nelson prepared his bowels for the most ravaging anal fucking of a life time. He knew Lyn was the one when she put on the black veiny strap-on. He expected humiliation. What he wasn't expecting was his medication condition to flare up. His hemorrhoids were bloody red like cherries of the anus. Lyn didn't care; she wanted to pick the fruit of his looms. She rapidly entered his cavity in search of his humiliation. This was the first ring of fire, but not the last. He proceed to lay, ass up in deafeat. His anus. Red. His face from embarrassment. Red. The sheets. Red.
by Rock your rockhard October 31, 2021
Get the Ring of Firemug. A derogatory term used for French military equipment. References the joking tendency to drop their weapons and surrender the moment anything happens- never fired (didn't get a chance to) and dropped once (they dropped the weapon when they surrendered).
Person 1, walking up to a gun store counter: "Let me see that rifle."
Person 2, behind the counter: "This here is a genuine French military rifle. Never fired, dropped once."
Person 2, behind the counter: "This here is a genuine French military rifle. Never fired, dropped once."
by ATELOS May 20, 2023
Get the never fired, dropped oncemug. by Rebelfireman940 March 12, 2020
Get the Firemug. by Issyyyy March 12, 2020
Get the Ring of firemug.