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dick juice 

liquid from your fucking dick. piss semen u fuckin' name it sport
man i gotta piss. im gonna go behind this dumpster and unload some dick juice

right before i came i shot my dick juice all over that skanks ugly face

tell dick juice he needs to give chelsey more hours at work before i skull drag his wife
dick juice by goonies January 24, 2009

cactus juice 

Most awesome juice ever. Drinking it too much is the safest way of getting high. It might be green, but it tastes magestic.
Random person: "OMG HAVE YOU TASTED CACTUS JUICE YET?!"
Other random person: "o_O Umm... No. It sounds aweful."
RP: "YOU GO TO TASTE IT. IT'S MAGICAL!"
1. Dude...get some cross ventilation going quick...I'm fixin' to do a juicer. 2. Uncle Teddy is a juicer. (N.B., When referring to Senator Kennedy the definitions may be interchangeable.)
juicer by harry flashman July 10, 2003

juices and berries 

alcoholic drinks; cocktails; mixed drinks
I was partaking of some juices and berries last night at the bar. I couldn't stop myself I was on juices and berries! There were juices and berries in my system.
juices and berries by Seedro October 21, 2007

Cougar Juice 

Another name to describe the vaginal discharge of women beyond their 40's. Usually has little or no odor to it, but can sometimes become noticably scented after having accumulated in granny panties for a 6-12 hours, especially in long sessions of bingo and playing slots at the casino.
"So I went to Foxwoods the other night, and dude, the hag next to me was funky! Must have been all the cougar juice she left on the seat after getting up and walking away."
Cougar Juice by That Chick Omi February 9, 2009

juiceboxed 

what happens when you kill the party.
The party was rockin, until the cops showed up and juiceboxed it.
juiceboxed by nbryant October 20, 2008