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Daniel

A guy who is so white that he blinds people. Paper crumples in comparison to him. When you take a picture of him in bright areas you won't see him.
Random Guy 1: Who the heck is that guy my eyes hurt.
Random Guy 2: That's Daniel. I can't take a picture with him because he literally is invisible in pictures.
by FishyOnMe123 November 13, 2020
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damn daniel

by brokookie September 6, 2016
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Daniel

Kids who waffle about tectonic plates thinking people care
Daniel was wrong like always
by Chickennoodles567 February 6, 2023
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Daniel James

This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.

Other definitions are thought to be: TaoChiThe Great Spirit Chuck Norris

Energy

Infinity

Sublime

ect

Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.

The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity . One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It is has unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Daniel have failed.
by 𐤉𐤄𐤅𐤄 December 22, 2023
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Daniel

A sexy intelligent mindful person who will always treat you right. he has a massive dick and will shove it deep inside your mouth. he might seem like an innocent person, but when you get to know him, he will break your back.
Girl 1 : Have you heard of daniel
Girl 2 : Heard of him, I practically chocked on his giant 8 incher
Girl 3 : I want to Fuck him so hard
by Boy234 June 13, 2022
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Brooke Danielle

The most amazing girl you can meet. She doesn’t see herself for what she really is and what she really is is so perfect. She loves beyond measure and will blow you away every day. You will love her more than anything.
Man that Brooke is a Brooke Danielle, she’s perfect.
by Uniiicornn January 10, 2018
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Daniel K

He goes by the name Dan the man or Dk (donkey kong) His first name is Daniel and last name starts with a K and normally is called daniel k if there are 2 daniels in the friend group but he dosent mind. Hes a great man hes always managed to be 5 to 10 cm taller then you. Normally if theres 2 daniels in the group daniel k is the more calm and isnt crazy one of the group but both daniels are smart but we all know daniel k is the smartest even tho there is some other smart kid part of the friend group that flexes, but daniel k is the smartest of the group hes really kind and just different to other daniels he has a lot of rizz and he should be in your top 5 friends otherwise your a terrible friend hes always there and you should go to him for advice because he may not give the best advice as some of your other friends still go to him, he could get many girls even if he doesnt want them and doesnt want a gf till later on, he is also hansom and is a really cool friend to be around and many more wonderful things about him
(this isnt a daniel k writting this)
Guy: Yo daniel k my man
Daniel k: whaats up g
Guy: look at those really hot pretty girls your rizzly why dont you get one
daniel k: i dont need any girls yet but i can help you get your crush
Guy: omg rlly tysm, btw why do u not like any girls i swear youve never liked anyone
(examples are endless)
by anonymous September 8, 2023
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