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Confettuce

Noun- The explosive spray of shredded lettuce caused by hurling a burger at someone or something.
Verb- To strike with a burger in such a way that lettuce bursts outward like celebratory confetti.
“He got confettuced across the patio.”
Security was called after a light confettucing near the barbecue.”

“One well-aimed cheeseburger and the room erupted in confettuce.”
Confettuce by NOTSO600RR April 17, 2026

Confettuce

Noun- The explosive spray of shredded lettuce caused by hurling a burger at someone or something.
Verb- To strike with a burger in such a way that lettuce bursts outward like celebratory confetti.
“He got confettuced across the patio.”
Security was called after a light confettucing near the barbecue.”

“One well-aimed cheeseburger and the room erupted in confettuce.”
Confettuce by NOTSO600RR April 17, 2026

Confettuce

Noun- The explosive spray of shredded lettuce caused by hurling a burger at someone or something.
Verb- To strike with a burger in such a way that lettuce bursts outward like celebratory confetti.
“He got confettuced across the patio.”
Security was called after a light confettucing near the barbecue.”

“One well-aimed cheeseburger and the room erupted in confettuce.”
Confettuce by NOTSO600RR April 17, 2026

Confuzzled Kelly

A friend who is slow and easily gets confused.
She’s such a confuzzled Kelly
When you take a shit that's half constipated and half diarrhea.
This morning I took such a huge confoofoo. Or man who left this giant confoofoo on the hood of my car?
Confoofoo by stellaBlueu13 April 24, 2026

Confundled

Dumbfounded, overly confused, entirely gobsmacked
John Doe is confundled