Peasant Chocolate

The chocolate candy leftover from Halloween that nobody wanted.

Would you like to pick some Peasant Chocolate from this bowl? :-)

by Spontaneously funny RN June 10, 2024

Chocolate Pop Tart

Anthony Barr's favorite sex position.

Karen: Remember that crazy party where Paul shat in his hand and clapped while he was fucking Sharon?
Tom: Yeah, he told everyone it was called the Chocolate Pop Tart.

by HPdarealest September 26, 2015

Chocolate kiss

The kiss-like mark you leave on toilet paper when you wipe your ass

I left a chocolate kiss

by I hate living in Indiana August 6, 2018

Chocolate Football

A bold and utterly outrageous move where one partner "hikes" a poop out their ass like a football, and the other partner attempts to "throw the pass" Bonus style points for form, a clean spiral, and enthusiastic touchdown celebrations afterward.

"Bro, last night she dared me to try the Chocolate Football, and let’s just say... I nailed the throw, but we need new sheets."

by Greyghost90 December 12, 2024

Chocolate Giddyup

When you bet on a fart and you have to get up(giddyup) and run to the bathroom.

Remember that time you shit your pants? Yeah, I had to Chocolate Giddyup. What? I had to get up and run to the bathroom.

by pbpyrojust January 25, 2020

dark-white chocolate

A white man with swag, soul, flavor and sex appeal

When he walks into the room you just know he has that dark-white chocolate deep down inside of him

by Interiorfix March 24, 2025

Chocolate

The tastiest, most delicious thing that was ever invented. Loved by 99 percent of the population and The answer to everything.

Q: What's up?
A: Chocolate

Q: Whatcha doing?
A: Chocolate

Q: What's an acute angle?
A: Chocolate

Q: What's the time?
A: Chocolate

Q: Where are the keys?
A: Chocolate

Q: Why do you keep saying chocolate?
A: Chocolate

Q: What's 5 + 6?
A: Chocolate

Q: What?
A: Chocolate

Q: How?
A: Chocolate

Q: When?
A: Chocolate

etc

by Jhdaedggbbkk January 5, 2022