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Texas Chicken Wrap

When 2 people from Texas make love with 1 chicken
1 male inserts his penis into the back of the chicken and the other male inserts his penis into the chickens mouth/ beak
Guy 1: Dude lets have a Texas Chicken Wrap

Guy 2: yeah my friend did that last week, he said it was amazing
by Mr.cockadome August 22, 2011
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chicken shit bastard

Word used to describe a person who is cowardly, stupid, a wanksta, or just a son of a bitch who puts on a front around others to attempt to impress his friends.
50 Cent is a damn chicken shit bastard, he ain't never been shot.
by Cody Hensley September 25, 2006
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Chicken Head Salad

When a man receives a blow job, while at the same time getting his salad tossed

(Must be performed by two women.)
“Those twin sisters give the best chicken head salads”

“Why would you want just a blow job when you can get a chicken head salad at the same time?”

"I LOVE CHICKEN HEAD SALADS!"

"I bet you wont stop giggling when you get your first chicken head salad"

"Whoa watch those fingers! i just want a chicken head salad thank you!"
by BNLEO December 7, 2009
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intoxicated chicken fucker

Someone who gets so shitty that they occasionally find themselves in the neighbor's chicken coop coming out of a blackout with their cock in a hapless chicken!
"Dude, my wife says I've gotta check out some of those A&A classes! She caught me coming out of the chicken coop last night crowing like a rooster with my wiener in a hen, and then she wouldn't stop calling me an intoxicated chicken fucker!"
by Misty Dawn May 28, 2008
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chicken head

one who is preppy in all ways

(likes to go to clubs, dresses up, hangs with other preps)
i used to be friends with that guy, but ever since he became a chickenhead he became annoying
by alex July 31, 2004
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like a wet chicken

A phrase coined in "Roots", authored by the Pulitzer award winning novelist Alex Haley. A Mandinka elder tribesman is warning young tribesmen who have never seen a white man about the slave traders . The elder is describing how to detect the white man's presence.
"And remember, when you are close to where he has been his scent remains in the air. It is a smell like a wet chicken. The white man is here."
by D. W. Michalak June 25, 2008
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Popeyes Chicken Sandwich

A juicy thick sandwich with a mayonnaise dressing that finishes that crunchy ass like a suit and tie. It is meant to be chucked into someones face so that it pops their eyes out, and then eaten with glorious pain.
Colonel Sanders: If I hear one more mention of that stupid sandwich that is stealing my customers, you betcha life I will Popeyes Chicken Sandwich them down to the core.
by handle.me? November 13, 2019
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