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Claire Bear

if you ever meet a "Claire" , here are some things you should be aware of..,
shes going to be really sweet though some what shy at first, extremely fun to be around, a bad bitch and one of the prettiest heather's you'll ever meet. you'll look at her a few times in your life and think; "how did i get to be so lucky to have this girl in my life?" if your lucky enough to come across a Claire; try keep her cause shes sooo worth every second of your time and i can guaranteed she will make your day any day.
This is to my Best Friend. Ilysm Claire Bear, Happy 5 year anniversary Bestie! xx
by lesbofreak:) December 10, 2020
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Noob Bear

A dead meme from 2016 from 9GAG and it died realy early...
Noob bear is a meme used to describe things, if you for example are in the start of a game you need armour and you take what you have. The bear on the meme has a bucket as helmet and that's why he is called noob bear, he couldn't find better armour so he took what he had.
Beginner: Shit, I need armour! Oh look, a paper armour! I take it!
Pro: OMG! You're such a noob bear! Boi you suck
by ElvinosDelfinos December 12, 2016
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Poking The Bear

"Poking The Bear", in a non-traditional sense, refers to when a man uses his erect genitalia to poke his significant other whilst they're resting, and once they're awake and ready to play, the perpetrator simply goes to rest.
Chad: Yeah I was poking the bear last night, and she got pissed!
Adonis: Well, when you poke the bear to mess around and then you don't finish the job, the bear might just throw a fit.
by ZaneCoon#1Fan December 30, 2023
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Ted Bear

A bear that is called Ted. Often assosiated with Sex And Weed.
Hey do you want a Ted Bear ;)
by Heyo say heheheho January 23, 2017
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Bear

The name of the cutest, fluffiest, most loving dog that will tear your head off if she needs too. She will defend her owner and also at all costs and is just the best dog anyone could ask for.
Hey dude, where’s bear? She’s literally the only reason we’re friends.
by italianbigoofboiyeet September 29, 2018
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Chocolate gummy bear

When two hairy gay man fuck in the butt and leave a poop coating on the others dick, the top knocks out the bottoms teeth and makes him clean off his dick with his gums
I need to go to the dentist, James gave me a chocolate gummy bear last night
by TheLoveTaco January 27, 2022
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Smelly bear

They smell but they claim not to even though they catch fish with their bear paws. They are addicted to ice cream and need caffeine but wont have coffee. Sometimes Justin Bieber. Gate keeps mac and cheese.
Ella: Wow, do you smell that?
A fellow rabbit: Yeah, its that smelly Bear. Lets talk about this in the groupchat.
by buuuuuuun January 5, 2022
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