Probably because I ate all those sandwiches

A go-to excuse for why you did something for no reason

Probably because I ate all those sandwiches should not be used when describing why you ate all those sandwiches. Do not include a time period that you ate all of those sandwiches

John: "Hey Chris, why'd you ask Marissa out? You don't even like black chicks."

Chris: "I don't know. It's probably because I ate all those sandwiches."

by ChrisTheCracker July 08, 2017

Flag

Get the Probably because I ate all those sandwiches mug.

All apologies

A song by Nirvana featured in the two albums “in utero” and “unplugged New York”. The song was written by Kurt cobain as an apology to Courtney Love (his wife) And Frances bean cobain (his daughter). Absolute banger.

Person 1: WHAT ELSE SHOULD I WRITE, I DONT HAVE THE RIGHT 🎵

Person 2: Hey what song are you singing?

Person 1: All apologies by nirvana. Absolute banger.

by smellslikerebeccaspirit July 21, 2024

Flag

Get the All apologies mug.

playing for all teams

When somebody is pansexual; being romantically and sensually attracted to all genders.

Eg: Chris from Blood & Water.
Chris was dating both Zama and Mark, cause he’s playing for all teams.

by chulu innit December 09, 2024

Flag

Get the playing for all teams mug.

Jack of All Asses

The reverse of a jack of all trades; Someone who tries anything and everything but sucks at absolutely everything

That dude has tried making movies, making games, writing books and he sucks at everything. he's the opposite of a jack of all trades, he's a jack of all asses

by Yellowpig10 October 11, 2020

Flag

Get the Jack of All Asses mug.

horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies

Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.

Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop

by GenderBendr November 12, 2021

Flag

Get the horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies mug.