Proceed with caution. When she sets her sights on something she will stop at nothing to get it. Even if it means hiding life-sustaining medication from disabled people in order to benefit from the inevitable outcome. Even innocent children are not safe from her ill deeds. A beauty from afar but only so-so up close. Very insecure and constantly putting anyone she perceives as a threat down in an attempt to make herself seem better by comparison.
"This is the 3rd person in this family to turn up dead in the past 3 months- & they all coincidentally had life insurance policies purchased for them in the weeks before they died! What kind of impatient nit-wit would think no one would notice this?"

"Umm, Jackie-J of course. Duh."
by SoloMissionToMars July 21, 2023
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Esdras J. Cruz is a young man with a classic comb-over who may be quiet, but will have a lot to say if you incite a conversation especially with football ("soccer" if you live in the US), science, math, FIFA, or even Minecraft. His absolute favorite meal is a Philadelphia Cheese Steak Sandwich with an ice cold apple cider. He's an American with Native and European ancestry, but is very eager to find out where his ancestors came from specifically. He is a Club America fan who will support and defend his team from salty opposers, who will be debunked anyways mwahaha (with respect lol). Further preferred activities include drawing, running miles, as well as collecting jerseys.
"Esdras J. Cruz asked if I'll finish my Philly Sandwich"
"Esdras J. Cruz s talking with his NY accent again :("

"Esdras J. Cruz won the mansion building competition in Minecraft again"
"Esdras J. Cruz drinks so much tea and I ran out of tea packets m8"
by ejc_10 November 23, 2021
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Non existent , your flat like a coin after your mom step on it
Butt j.

“Have you seen Jasmine’s butt”
“No I think it is with Justin’s one”
“You’re right in never land cause it doesn’t exist
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A= adorable

B= beautiful

C=colour full
D=daises

E= e m t y
F=fateful

G=good
H=happy
I=ideal
J=just
K=KIDDING
You are abcdefghijA B C D E F G H I J K is funny
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The old guy who needs to stop calling everyone talking about his fat wife.
J Pratt acting like a real Pratt.
by HorseNoName April 21, 2020
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Stands for Katherine Joy Hopkins, and means many things (She is the best attack helicopter you will ever find). For example, Katherine can be shortened to Katey, which means "asshole", "beotch", and/or "daddy." Joy means happy, but not in her case. She suffers from depression, anxiety, and asthma. Her parents named her Joy after the light and happiness she brought them, but she did not feel that light and happiness back. She is constantly in a battle with herself for happiness, and love, and laughter, for security, and comfort. She finds all of that in her friends and feeds off their happiness. Hopkins means family and love. She describes it as, "a royal family in Ireland", but I think it means more. Katherine is such a good gal and is loved by all who meet her. If cross paths with her, be sure to give her a high five and a smile, for you will receive one back!
K J H is such a cool bean! - Dani
K J H? Oh shes lit but she can't oof. -Mumzy
Shes a butthole.-David
She's my daughter in a box! I love her funny personality. -Dani's mom
She's definitely my fav and #1 daddy ever! She always comes up with new creative positions. -Kevin
#1 Helicopter!- David from school
Shes scary! She'll chopp you up!- also David from school
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J Stepping is when you step on someone’s shoes. Originally, J Stepping meant stepping on someone’s Jordan’s, but it evolved into stepping on any kind of shoe.
My friend keeps on J Stepping my shoes!
by The J Stepper June 5, 2022
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