i ate a cat

a meme where bill s says "i ate a cat" then kenneth ????? says "You make me wanna cry, thats (in my opinion) kind of cruel, but even so i DO respect your opinion" then bill s says "i will eat another"

i ate a cat.
You make me wanna cry, THATS (in my opinion) kind of cruel, but even so i do respect your opinion
i will eat another

by memeaddictive2 June 13, 2023

Garfield-ass cat

When you or your friend has a big, obese orange tabby cat with a huge appetite.

"Dude, you have a big, Garfield-ass cat!"

by GunnyMan4 December 1, 2016

cat not liking a flower

just a random thing that popped into my head

cat not liking a flower in urban dictionary

by poipeoplepersone February 11, 2022

slippery cat's womb

to have the personality a slippery cat's womb.

"You are one slippery little cat's womb...you dicks-mouth"

Eric went to the shop and saw Jack, who he considered to be a slippery cat's womb.

by ojart July 18, 2011

tortoiseshell calico cat

Fairly cute cats but can be assholes. Usually act nice when they know you better

"dude I got a tortoiseshell Calico cat"
"Be careful, it might scratch or bite you"

by Master bay shan July 10, 2021

Egyptian Sand Cat

Another name for the Anus. This is for folks that cannot pronounce sphincter correctly and say Sphinx.

Yeah, that burrito I had last night almost made my Egyptian Sand Cat miss the litter box.

by swiguy2112 April 29, 2023

Otis da Cat

Also known as Meow-ze-dung..He is Ruler of the north american animal kingdom the most dangerous cat alive. Weighing in at 23 pounds, claws as sharp as razorblades can rip through trees and cement buildings. His secret weapon is his ability to get you to pet him, but if he does not like you he will scratch you in half. He has the nose 300x a dogs sense. He can kill you in one scratch. don't fuck wit da kit cat. His Klan consists of all neighbor hood cats, wildebeests, ant eaters, leopards, cheetahs, bob cats, linx and all other scratchers. His Help from the west , aka Moosh 10x is second ruler under his rule. He aka "ahhh scratch" she is fatness..yet is still tough and has the same ability of otis...she just follows otis because he is old and wise. But no worry...she beats the shit out of Mason.

Aghhhhhhhhhhhhh....its ot---.

^didn't even get to complete the sentence cause he was cut in half by Otis da Cat

by Adingchinaman October 13, 2011