Constipated C Section

The last thing anyone wants to go through. An operation performed on an individual who has been constipated for multile days, or worse, multiple weeks. This operation is performed if one's turd is detected as large as a newborn child via ultra sound and low in fiber. Medical professionals often refer to the extracted specimen as "the brown child".

Jimmy: Boy, I haven't shit in a few weeks and feel a few pounds heavier.
Christian: Damn man that blows, you may need to consider getting a constipated C section. This is something to be taken serioisly!

by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025

c-shr

cum scraping whore rag

god! shannon is such a c-shr

by jamiamson January 17, 2008

A. B. C. D. E. F.

An acronym for “Asses Break, but the Call of Duty Endures Forever”

Mike: You just fractured your tailbone, why are you still going to the competition?
Steve: A. B. C. D. E. F.
Mike: …I see.

by Frederick Yeo November 16, 2023

A$C

It’s written all over a wall in Lowell Massachusetts by a trolley stop in a park.

Did you see that graffiti down in Lowell?

Yeah isn’t it the one with A$C on it?

by SponsoredbyBing.Com June 17, 2018

S U C C

A meme on the interwebz of the Meme Man with the word “S U C C” paired with a poorly edited filterz.

Nobody:
Literally no one:
Not a soul:
Me: How many layers of irony are you on rightn now? Like maybe 5 or 6 right now my dude. You are like a baby. Watch this: S U C C

by MinecraftRulesDotCom June 12, 2020

Lille C.

Someone who’s sweet, kind, goofy, but also has a wild side like you never seen.

“Hey, Lille C. is awesome.”

“You know Lille C., she got attitudes at times.”

by anonymous November 30, 2022

Big C

Absolute unit, could clart your dad in 2 hits, about 6'7 without heels. Could give your cat a boot over a 5ish foot fence

Ege : Oh my god there goes Big C, he must be atleast 8 foot

Theo : I wish I wasn't 5'2..

by Big C The First November 22, 2021