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Sloppy Magnum

When you exchange Skittles for a blowjob in the church carpark.
I was broke this week and really horny, but thankfully there were some Skittles under the seat in my PT Cruiser that I could exchange for a Sloppy Magnum at the Christ United Mission brick and mortar.
by FreshMuffinsss May 9, 2025
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Sloppy Sandwich

When you lowkey want to bang ur best friends ex
Sarah really wants to see Jake tonight. But her bff Kelly just saw him last week. Sarah is serving a sloppy sandwich
by Poopfartlol May 9, 2025
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Sloppy ploppy

When a girl is pooping and someone eats them out. A sloppy ploopy.
Oh man, I had the best sloppy ploppy last night
by Hafezsloppyploppy May 25, 2025
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Sloppy Poppy

A sloppy poppy is essentially the sloppiest of all poppy’s. A sloppy poppy is a poppy that simply doesn’t have their shit together and struggles to hold a job down. Aside from consistent unemployment, a sloppy poppy will walk around naked in front of guests, suffer from gout, and suck on the occasional toes of younger girls.
Annie: Bri, your dad is such a sloppy poppy.
Bri: I don’t want to hear it right now, I have a lot on my mind.
Annie: Like what, your credit card debt?
Bri: Stfu, at least my man doesn’t look like Phineas from Phineas and Ferb.
Annie: Yeah but you still have a sloppy poppy…
by handfootandbun May 26, 2025
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Sloppy Shannon

Where your friends joke about fucking your mom, but secretly they actually are.
Damn I just got done with Sloppy Shannon last night. I bet Kody will never know the truth.
by MotherFer69 June 16, 2025
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sloppy

he ate this sh!t i'm talking sloppy
by big2longlegs June 17, 2025
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Shopper’s Box

(noun)
A slang term for a woman’s vagina that smells unusually pungent, musty, or sweaty after a long day of shopping — especially after walking through malls, trying on clothes, and skipping deodorant down there. Often associated with a mix of sweat, stale fabric, and department store fatigue.

Think: heat, friction, and zero ventilation.
“Bro, I went down on her after she got back from the outlet mall. Straight up got hit with that shopper’s box.”

“She looked hot, but when the leggings came off… whew. Macy’s clearance rack had more air flow than that shopper’s box.”
by MafiaFrogg June 25, 2025
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