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No-Look Tortilla Slap

During a MFF Threesome, while one woman is going down on the male, the second woman, complete dry where it counts, climbs up on the bed, grabs the head of the male, and jumps up, landing “tortilla” first , facing the males feet, hard enough to produce a “Slap” sound.

During a threesome with Krissy and Sasha, Krissy broke my nose by giving me a No-look Tortilla Slap.

by Maryland Misfit October 6, 2022

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Slap ass day

On October 1️⃣4️⃣ of every year is slap ass day

“Oh, hey did you know that Monday is slap ass day

by I can’t see you mom October 11, 2019

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Slap it till it begs for mercy and files a 401(k)

It’s a sarcastic or comical way of saying you’re going to go very hard on something, whether that's a workout, cooking a steak, fixing a problem, etc. coined in 2025 by RCS

“How’s that new blender?”
“Bro, it slaps so hard it made the smoothie beg for mercy and file a 401(k).”

Slap it till it begs for mercy and files a 401(k)

by AKansasIntellectual June 14, 2025

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