by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 31, 2025

During a MFF Threesome, while one woman is going down on the male, the second woman, complete dry where it counts, climbs up on the bed, grabs the head of the male, and jumps up, landing “tortilla” first , facing the males feet, hard enough to produce a “Slap” sound.
During a threesome with Krissy and Sasha, Krissy broke my nose by giving me a No-look Tortilla Slap.
by Maryland Misfit October 6, 2022

by I can’t see you mom October 11, 2019

It’s a sarcastic or comical way of saying you’re going to go very hard on something, whether that's a workout, cooking a steak, fixing a problem, etc. coined in 2025 by RCS
“How’s that new blender?”
“Bro, it slaps so hard it made the smoothie beg for mercy and file a 401(k).”
Slap it till it begs for mercy and files a 401(k)
“Bro, it slaps so hard it made the smoothie beg for mercy and file a 401(k).”
Slap it till it begs for mercy and files a 401(k)
by AKansasIntellectual June 14, 2025

guy 1: whats up
guy 2: nothing much just national slap a guys ass day
guy 1: whats that?
guy 2: this *slaps ass*
guy 2: nothing much just national slap a guys ass day
guy 1: whats that?
guy 2: this *slaps ass*
by national slap a guys ass day May 3, 2023

by Jew baccarat September 4, 2016

today/next time is your lucky day YOU GET TO SLAP YOUR TEACHER!!!
if you're teacher gives you homework slap them. :3
if you're teacher gives you homework slap them. :3
by Obama UwU suzy baka April 25, 2022
