Ryan

Ryan is unable to be put into words in a way that you will understand what I want to explain. I get lost in his precious blue eyes every time I look at them, and nothing even comes close to his pretty little smile. If you could see for yourself, you would understand completely. The way he looks at me fills my stomach with butterflies, and the touch of his bare skin sends shivers down my body. His voice is soul soothing, and his smell is addicting. His gentle, warm hugs and kisses are so healing, and they make me so happy. He makes me so happy. Ryan is the guy I want to grow up with, experience life for the first time together, and die with. We're soul tied, addicted to not only each other's love, but each other. I love him endlessly.

Is that Ryan?
Yeah, he's my lover boy.

by FadedPigeon69 March 25, 2024

Andrew Ryan Rafols

Founder of Astralabs; a true huckster; conman; fraudster

Bernie Madoff was such an Andrew Ryan Rafols

by Aspiring MC March 28, 2024

Saving Private Ryan

YES! Good job little blonde girl! Exactly like that! Very astute! Except I wanted to be Snipes... Cus Snipes is sick!

Hym "Yes, little girl! It's exactly like Saving Private Ryan! Jordan Peterson crying I the corner while he Jew-friend gets stabbed... It taming a very long time to save me.... I'm glad we are on the same page! We're on the same wavelength, you and I... THEREFORE! YOU... Can get the net! You can get the net... We can capture Megyn Kelly... Put her in a tower... Well get another secondary tower for the slut menagerie... Oh no but then we are gonna have to worry about planes... *sigh* ... You know what? It's fine. We'll just scoop up Megyn Kelly and figure it out from there. Alright? Alright.... Break!"

by Hym Iam September 28, 2025

ryan zander

he likes vivian

damn ryan zander really likes vivian

by joshua2992929292292 October 17, 2025

Ryan Reynolds situation

A situation in which a straight man can say smash (while speaking about another man) and have it not be seen as homosexual in any way.

Guy 1 looking at a picture of someone eligible "Smash, and it's a Ryan Reynolds situation"

by Horse Denier October 23, 2025

Ryan Loft

God

Ryan Loft is God

by Loftisgod November 1, 2025

Dirty Ryan

When you tease your girls clit, with a dinosaur toy while simultaneously masturbating to Ryan's Gay Porn with the use of anal beads, and a homemade pocket pussy.

I asked my girl how freaky she was, and she suggested we do a Dirty Ryan in the back of her car.

by TonerWithABigBoner November 17, 2025