A Chicago Truffle Power Couple (known as gooning squared) is when a man edges himself for hours, sometimes in multiple spurts, to achieve something of a trance state of being. His dick and body are aligned, and he has lost control of most motor skills, cognitive ability and communication ability. His body reverts to shaky, jerky motions, tounge sticking out, dull expression in his eyes, face. All communication is done with grunts and moans, and all thinking ability is removed. He is white as a sheet and embodies a walking, living erection. The woman he is with (the squared part) also edges herself into this same state, sometimes using the man’s dick to edge herself, and becomes a “goonette” or “truffle”. Together they make the Chicago Truffle Power Couple, being many of headlines in newspapers thanks to their deregulated motor skills and antisocial behavior. These couples usually manifest themselves in low income areas or low iq areas (more if these overlap) and are very entertaining to watch. They exit this state when they ejaculate, and revert back to their normal, much less fun state.
Look at those people over there, they are completely whacked out!
Yeah, that’s the local Chicago Truffle Power Couple, they are at the peak of the gooning cycle. They’ll be arrested for public indecency here before too long, get a bag of popcorn.
Yeah, that’s the local Chicago Truffle Power Couple, they are at the peak of the gooning cycle. They’ll be arrested for public indecency here before too long, get a bag of popcorn.
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A musical genre so niche it doesn't actually exist as of writing. A combination of two genres of completely different tastes and communities: Drum and Bass, and Power Metal. Imagined by MorningDuck in 2024, and conceived in 2025 by MorningDuck with "Final Coronation of the Frost Spirit".
The genre was imagined because of the emotions both genres gave. Drum and Bass is a generally exciting and radical genre, and Power Metal is a badass and emotional genre. MorningDuck thinks of combining the emotions genres give as "Musicalchemy".
Drum and Power hopes to build reinforcement with the synergy of the two genres and to bridge a gap between electronic music and metal, possibly inventing new genres, an example being djiddim (djent and riddim, as both genres mainly focus on rhythm).
The genre was imagined because of the emotions both genres gave. Drum and Bass is a generally exciting and radical genre, and Power Metal is a badass and emotional genre. MorningDuck thinks of combining the emotions genres give as "Musicalchemy".
Drum and Power hopes to build reinforcement with the synergy of the two genres and to bridge a gap between electronic music and metal, possibly inventing new genres, an example being djiddim (djent and riddim, as both genres mainly focus on rhythm).
(I don't really know how to do this with a genre that doesn't exist)
Example: This song, with its cool sounding artificial drums, and it's awesomeness with the electronic guitars (and possibly vocals), sounds like a Drum and Power (aka D&P/DNP) song.
Example: This song, with its cool sounding artificial drums, and it's awesomeness with the electronic guitars (and possibly vocals), sounds like a Drum and Power (aka D&P/DNP) song.
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Bob: He can pick all the boogers in his nose out very fast without anyone noticing
Joe: No one man should have all that power
Steve: The battery lasts for 10 years while left on
Akmed: No one man should have all that power
Dan: He can stand backwards from the toiet and piss up over behind himself and right into the toilet.
Bob: Damn, no one man should have all that power
Bob: He can pick all the boogers in his nose out very fast without anyone noticing
Joe: No one man should have all that power
Steve: The battery lasts for 10 years while left on
Akmed: No one man should have all that power
Dan: He can stand backwards from the toiet and piss up over behind himself and right into the toilet.
Bob: Damn, no one man should have all that power
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