Schrödinger's Parking Stall

The experience of walking through a parking lot while being followed by a vehicle that leads the walker to feel that every open stall he or she currently blocks is the one the vehicle operator is trying to occupy.

Please use your turn signal and stop being a weirdo because I'm tired of playing Schrödinger's Parking Stall with you.

by NotPessimistic June 8, 2025

Ball Park Frank

When you stick it in all three “bases” (mouth, asshole, vagina), cum on their stomach and slide on it head first like you’re sliding into home base.

It was a great night. Gave her the ol’ Ball Park Frank.

by anonymous November 18, 2020

parked

Slang for boring, uninteresting, done, over. Comes from a parked car, which is not moving.

Oh my gosh it's not even lunch yet? This day is absolutely parked.

by sussybaka64 February 29, 2024

Jason park

N. Skibbity toilet Ohio rizzler with level 4 Kai cenat gyatt

You’re so Jason park, you’re so fanum tax!

by Only in ohio October 31, 2023

trailer park champagne

A cocktail made with red bull, vodka, and cheap champagne!

When we are doing blow we gots to have that trailer park champagne!

by TheGreatGreenDragon September 17, 2016

Foster Park Flicker Gooning

The act of pulling out your Long Veiny Cock and stroking in the bathrooms at the public foster park and submitting yourself as one with the park, drooping your seed and making yourself one with the cremation of the park, as you rapidly stroke that massive todger. consuming the bathroom around with with your glorious glaze which is known as goon juice.

i cant wait to go to the park and start Foster Park Flicker Gooning

by tampagooner33 February 8, 2025

PLEBISCITE PARK

Democracy

At Plebiscite Park's New earth office the constitution was hand written.

by Royal Magesty January 4, 2024