Geezer 1: "You're the worst of the last of the best of the runners up for the prize"
Geezer 2: "Dude, you're twisting my melon man!"
Geezer 2: "Dude, you're twisting my melon man!"
by Ghetto Charles December 22, 2008
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287 of 292 people found the following review helpful:
Presidential material, through and through!, July 6, 2004
Reviewer: Lolla Fallujah
After reading the enclosed story "The Pet Goat," I was stunned by its lyrical beauty and easy cadence. The tempo, the choice of words, and the layout on each page captured my imagination so much that it took me about seven minutes to recover my bearings.
287 of 292 people found the following review helpful:
Presidential material, through and through!, July 6, 2004
Reviewer: Lolla Fallujah
After reading the enclosed story "The Pet Goat," I was stunned by its lyrical beauty and easy cadence. The tempo, the choice of words, and the layout on each page captured my imagination so much that it took me about seven minutes to recover my bearings.
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by JenThe80'sFan July 27, 2004
Get the my pet goat mug.The act of an owner of a 'Pontiac Vibe' who decides to pimp out or modify his/her Vibe in the cheapest way possible.
A real-life parody of the show 'Pimp My Ride', usually involving household odds and ends and other miscellaneous items to try to 'pimp out' their car.
Making fun of every Ricer type of person who tries to put huge loud fartcan mufflers on their stupid little cars because they think it looks cool.
A real-life parody of the show 'Pimp My Ride', usually involving household odds and ends and other miscellaneous items to try to 'pimp out' their car.
Making fun of every Ricer type of person who tries to put huge loud fartcan mufflers on their stupid little cars because they think it looks cool.
Dude check out the fartcan on that exhaust!
Yeah I know. RIDICULOUS!...Might as well put a chromed-up soup can on it instead.
Yeah I know. RIDICULOUS!...Might as well put a chromed-up soup can on it instead.
by Pimp My Vibe September 6, 2005
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She rides my dick like it's a merry go round
And I just bust my nut on her"
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She rides my dick like it's a merry go round
And I just bust my nut on her"
by Motionlless September 6, 2015
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