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twisting my melon

To be really confused by something to the point that it's annoying you.
Geezer 1: "You're the worst of the last of the best of the runners up for the prize"

Geezer 2: "Dude, you're twisting my melon man!"
by Ghetto Charles December 22, 2008
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My mom died

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by Cg will murder you June 18, 2021
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Hold my dick

A term used when someone does something seemingly impossible or just plain awesome. The witnesses should then proceed to hold the persons dick.
Just smoked a bowl during my graduation ceremony!.....HOLD MY DICK!!!!
by Hoss_Meat November 14, 2011
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my pet goat

read the amazon.com review of "my pet goat:"

287 of 292 people found the following review helpful:

Presidential material, through and through!, July 6, 2004
Reviewer: Lolla Fallujah
After reading the enclosed story "The Pet Goat," I was stunned by its lyrical beauty and easy cadence. The tempo, the choice of words, and the layout on each page captured my imagination so much that it took me about seven minutes to recover my bearings.
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by JenThe80'sFan July 27, 2004
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Pimp My Vibe

The act of an owner of a 'Pontiac Vibe' who decides to pimp out or modify his/her Vibe in the cheapest way possible.
A real-life parody of the show 'Pimp My Ride', usually involving household odds and ends and other miscellaneous items to try to 'pimp out' their car.
Making fun of every Ricer type of person who tries to put huge loud fartcan mufflers on their stupid little cars because they think it looks cool.
Dude check out the fartcan on that exhaust!
Yeah I know. RIDICULOUS!...Might as well put a chromed-up soup can on it instead.
by Pimp My Vibe September 6, 2005
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Suck My Fuck

A line in the Attila song "About That Life"
"I had diamonds but I threw them away cause I don't give a fuck
SUCK MY FUCK
She rides my dick like it's a merry go round
And I just bust my nut on her"
by Motionlless September 6, 2015
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testin' my gangsta

Checking whether I am a real street thug or just a guy doing the clothes and the talk.
First party out of jail and this little suburban Megan was testin' my gangsta, she only wanted me if I'd really done time.
by old lang guy November 16, 2006
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