Phoenix Flame Job

When you get so horny, that you forget the lube, masturbate, and you go so fast, that it hurts and the skin on your cock gets really hot, and even tears. This is the result of no sex or just no life and loneliness. The name comes from it being so hot, and it sucks. Yeah...

Joey was so fat and horny, that he gave himself a Phoenix Flame Job.

by Biggerthanyourmum March 25, 2011

Speckled Paint Job

Diarrhea that sprays all over the toilet bowl, creating a speckled effect on the white porcelain.

Last night after alcohol and Taco Bell I did a speckled paint job on the toilet, and it burnt my asshole.

by Evan, Eddie, and Kurt October 16, 2006

reverse door job

See Door job;
Same as Door job; but when you lay someone the fuck out when they knock on your door.

"Ryann knocked on Sean's door. Sean reverse door jobbed him"

by Sean Perera December 25, 2007

Indianapolis flag job

When a woman is jerking a guy off so wildly that it looks like she is waving the checkered flag at the Indianapolis 500 finish line.

Angie wore herself out while giving john an Indianapolis flag job during the nascar race.

by Street sweeper May 21, 2015

rob job facial

When you rob job over a partners face. It can be on purpose or accidental.

Dax was so excited that he accidentally gave Kelly Ann a rob job facial.

by robtastical September 28, 2006

Yiddish Crack Job

Lubing up someones ass crack and sliding your dick in between the Lubed up cheeks until you spray your load.

Man 1: "She has A nice Ass".
Man 2: "Perfect for a Yiddish Crack Job"

by El McHefington November 26, 2011

the dirty mop job

When a guy is banging a bitch, he first shits on the floor. Then cums in her hair. Then flips her upside down and wipes the shit off the floor with her hair. After this is done, she rings the shit and cum out her hair onto the guys dick and gives him a blowjob

Im going to give your mom the dirty mop job of her life after I eat 6 bowls of chili.

by the mastermindz March 9, 2007