Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 27, 2025

they're eating the dogs

Something that was said by Annoying Orange that shows how much of a duffy he is.

They're eating the dogs, and Lemonfur has no story.

by Skarrins February 1, 2025

eating pink

When a male performs oral sex on a female, calling it "eating pink" because some females reproductive organs are pink. this varies, some women may have different colors but it is majority pink.

tom - "yeah man i just love eating pink"
bob - "no way man me too"

by anonymous February 18, 2025

《¤》Aaron《¤》Blaise《¤》Eats《¤》Booty《¤》Cheeks《¤》

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《¤》Aaron《¤》Blaise《¤》Eats《¤》Booty《¤》Cheeks《¤》

by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025

《¤》Aaron《¤》Blaise《¤》Eats《¤》Booty《¤》Cheeks《¤》aaRon《¤》blaUise《¤》eaUts《¤》bo《O》ty《¤》cheUeks《¤》aaroN《¤》eatS《¤》bootY《¤》cheekS《¤》

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《¤》Aaron《¤》Blaise《¤》Eats《¤》Booty《¤》Cheeks《¤》aaRon《¤》blaUise《¤》eaUts《¤》bo《O》ty《¤》cheUeks《¤》aaroN《¤》eatS《¤》bootY《¤》cheekS《¤》

by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025

Eat my skirt

It's like eating my shorts, or kissing my ass, but with women. And pussy. Or perhaps cock. We don't judge.

"Brad is being such a douche, he should eat my skirt."
"Is that a good or bad thing?"
"Depends on how good he is at it."

by ADegenerateGamer February 27, 2025

Porcupine Eating Pineapple

When a middle-aged man, often times ungroomed and named Fuzzard, reabsorbs a large, girthy bowel movement back into his prickly anus.

After a 5 minute fit of post-partum hysteria, Fuzzard reabsorbed a quite large and girthy bowel movement back into his anus, with the permission of his sphincter. Which was Fuzzard's porcupine eating pineapple.

by WorldsStrongestMayo February 28, 2025