bed chocolate

Residual excretion in, on, or around one's mattress, which is later mistaken for crumbs of chocolate.

Willard: Bernadine shat on my dick last Thursday evening while we were sleeping.
Hobo 1: Well, that's unfortunate...
Willard : The worst part is that I thought the bed chocolate is was a piece of the candy bar that I was eating yesterday afternoon for elevenses.

Hobo 2: STANKY!

by killbo December 15, 2011

Chocolate box review

A review for service that's really advertising copy, paid for by the provider in time, money or extras. Usually slick and well written (like the descriptions of the contents of boxes of chocolate). Never mentions anything negative or the actual details of the service, like the price paid (if any) or the true relationship between reviewer and provider (may even be the same person).

Bill: Wow, sweet review of Sienna by TimTam.
Ted: Fool! It's a chocolate box review.

Nell: Love that review of you by SuckerBoy
Crystal: I know. I wrote it myself!
Nell: ? A chocolate box review?
Crystal: Yeah, baby. They so stupid.

by Anonymous Bosch II September 21, 2018

Chocolate Dubloon

When two or more twinks complete anal palpation, copulation, or really any other kind of ass play.

MMM.. Kevin can I have your chocolate dubloon.

by KEVINSACUNT March 31, 2017

Colombian hot chocolate

When an individual takes a coffee-induced bowel movement in another individual's mouth. The feces itself is the Colombian hot chocolate.

Everyone made fun of Ed for his taboo love of Colombian hot chocolate.

by NotJeremyCamp December 8, 2016

chocolate lollipop

when you insert a lollipop into a womans asshole and then eat the lollipop

we did the chocolate lollipop last night. tasted awful tho.

by lincummaster October 13, 2021

double chocolate finkle

Stuffing a cosmic brownie in your partners butthole, fucking the brownie filled butthole until ejacualtion, then having the partner shit out the brownie on your chest.

“I love her so much bro! She even let me do the double chocolate finkle! Im gonna marry her!”

by coink September 2, 2023

Chocolate Cheese Cake

Straight anal.

Person 1: I want some chocolate cheese cake

Person 2 What kind

by Dutton hater extreme March 6, 2025