Bag of chocolate

A bag of chocolate means when a guy doesn't wash his ass, and blames it on chocolate. Mainly Women would use this term to a guy who doesn't wash his ass or wipe well.
Women: "Honey what's this brown stuff on the bed?"
Man: "Um. . . A piece of chocolate probably fell from the bag of chocolate. . ."
by Creamsoda69 July 07, 2021
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Orange Chocolate

Josh: Damn! Sarah is so pretty, I love Orange Chocolates!
Micheal: Me too!
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Chocolate fairy

A girl that gives you chocolate for no apparent reason
“Insert conversation about something mentioning the chocolate fairy
Oh the chocolate fairy! Ya she gave my chocolate in English class
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Chocolate fairy

A girl who gives out chocolate for no apparent reasons
Omg it’s rubi the chocolate fairy

Ya she’s gives chocolate to me in English class 😍
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chocolate asshole

When ones butt is smeared in fecal matter
Chanan looked down and discovered had a chocolate asshole.
by chananlovesmia January 22, 2016
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chocolate fire drill

When you just finished pooping but there is no toilet paper so you go back and fourth between wiping with your hand and washing your hands.
There was no toilet paper in the bathroom so I had to do a chocolate fire drill
by ass_ortednuts April 09, 2024
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