April

April is a home wrecking bitch ass nga who preys on people younger than her just because she can’t get any other hoes in her own grade.

“April? Oh yea ik that home wrecker”

by Mystery1114 January 26, 2025

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April 11

National Moshico day

Wake up it’s April 11!!!
Yeah it’s National Moshico day!!!

by betr__ February 20, 2025

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National bake a cake while your mom watches you day!
But wait there’s more!
While baking that cake she will also be helping you, it’s very convenient that your mom is hot. So now it’s incest but hey at least you are getting touched while baking a cake!

Person 1- IM SO EXCITED FOR APRIL 10th
Person 2- why?
Person 1- BECAUSE MY MOM IS GONNA BAKE ME A CAKE AND WATCH ME JERK OFF

by H4ven_c00lzers March 3, 2025

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April 16 2007

A day where one of the most infamous mass shootings took place....

23 year old Seung-hui Cho, the perpetrator, had killed 32 people that day, and ended up killing himself. He was diagnosed with many mental disorders that led him to think the world was against him, so he purchased a Glock 17 and a Walther P22 semi-automatic pistols, and plenty of ammo, and killed 2 people in West Ambler Johnston Hall, and headed to Norris Hall where the rest of the casualties happened. Cho recorded many videos containing his manifesto for the shooting, and disturbing photos, which was later played and shown on NBC News after the shooting. He said some pretty disturbing things in this manifesto, which I will not show, but he basically went on a rant basically showing how angry he was against the world, and said all the things he wanted to say before he went on his second rampage. This event remains the deadliest school shooting in US history.

April 16 2007, is the day where it all changed.

by Communism Is Life March 5, 2025

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Avril Lavigne

Avril is a total poser, her label forced the "sk8r girl" logo up her butthole, the same like how t.A.T.u had "Russian lesbian schoolgirls" shoved up THEIR buttholes too, swears on Mozart and Beethoven that she was nothing like Britney Spears when she was just as pop as Britney was, she was ACTUALLY supposed to be a country singer and sang country but again, she had a skateboard shoved up her ass, she even sounds country like "sk8r boy later boy" More like "country boy take me hommeee up the mountains down the tractor", and steals her dad's underwear and ties. She has no idea what the fucking sex pistols are yet said "I'm like a Sid Vicious for a new generation." I swear to my LIFE you're not, unless your extremely controversial, do every fucking drug and die young. I couldn't believe she can even say such dumbass statement like that unless she had a gun pointed to her head...

I literally could not find any other girls except from her in her "constipated" or whatever the fuck it was called music video, it was all teenage boys that got payed a mountain dew and a kiss to be in that video and why the fuck did she take off her pants showing her brothers stolen undies in that music video what was she thinking? A total pick me. She is NOT the queen of rock, settle for Amy Lee or Hayley Williams.

Avril Lavigne: "I love to reüak"
More like you love to PEUP (Pop)

by Thedefiiiinnerr March 8, 2025

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