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fake ass friend

a so called friend who only comes around when he or she needs something.
"foo, that bitch denise is such a fake ass friend! she only comes around when shes tryna score some weed and dont even break you off! other then that that bitch never calls or comes around!
by MS.DRAMA March 1, 2010
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friend zone to endzone

The phenomenon of a male succeeding in getting out of the dreaded friend zone and actually getting the girl. There are currently believed to be 2 cases of this in recorded history.
"Dude, are you two together?"
"Yep, been dating for a month now."
"But I could have sworn she friend zoned you."
"She did, but I got out of there and into the end zone, dude."
"Friend zone to endzone, nice. But how the -"
"Don't ask, I daren't."
by Therestoomanynamesonhere September 28, 2011
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best friend and beyond

A best friend and beyond is more than just a best friend with benefits. It's beyond love, beyond sex, beyond a soul connection and beyond best friends!

A best friend and beyond is loyal and you have the commitment of being monogamous! It is a non traditional relationship with a twist of traditional!

A best friend and beyond always has your back and you don't pick a best friend and beyond lightly! It can't be just anybody that can be your best friend and beyond, so be on the alert!

It surpasses any non traditional relationship you've ever experienced or heard about!

It is The EPITOME of relationships!

This type of relationship demands loyalty, faithfulness, respect, commitment, honesty, communication and trust! This relationship is only for the hard core loyal people out there not for fakes and snakes.

You won't regret having a best friend and beyond!
by cheLLe1963 August 29, 2020
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I have no friends

I have no friends.
by Veryextremelyamazinglylonelyma January 24, 2021
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Girl Best friend

Girl bestfriend is the best person you'll meet in your life.She'll cuddle you like your a Big brother and protect you like your one too.She's the person who makes you smile,laugh and be yourself around the most!She would treat you like family and would be really proud of you no matter what you did she would text you in the morning and night and he would invite you around to her house all the time.You'd know her family and be comfortable around them,you'd drink tea and watch movies together whilst eating loads of junk food,then you would talk about everything and anything you ever knew and ever hoped and dreamed off.She would take you out to places and the cinemas and you could trust Her with anything!
That's My Girl Best friend But Nottingham My Girl Friend
by BIGG DADDY NATE February 12, 2018
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Friend Withdrawal Symptoms

If you haven't seen a friend for a period of time, you may experience lonely or lost feelings. Like when you are missing a friend you may feel upset and sad, however the "Friend Withdrawal Symptoms" cause the person to experience headaches or complete emptiness.
"I am missing my friend Ali and feel completely empty."
"I think you have Friend Withdrawal Symptoms."
by Bob is bear cool January 3, 2015
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Online friends with benefits

The act of having an online sexting buddy or "nude partner"
Wow She wants to trade nudes again? We must be online friends with benefits
by ThatGuyClock April 9, 2016
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