Denser than a door nail in a cubby house

As useless as a nail in a plastic toy house for kids.
Dense, stupid, ignorant

That guys denser than a door nail in a cubby house

by Tomsavage January 9, 2024

Lake House Picnic Table

When one woman (usually older) eats out her friend from behind on a dock while a male companion watches and masturbates.

My Airbnb's neighbors were displeased when they noticed my mom enjoying a Lake House Picnic Table at 2am

by phillyp1 December 29, 2023

Bagging in the dirt house

Having secret sex in either your or your partner’s grandparents house

“Hey Todd, do you want to hang out on Saturday?”
“Sorry I can’t, Marlene and me will be bagging in the dirt house. It might take all weekend.”

by Phat Sugar July 24, 2024

yianni's house

A Greek trap house, where the bitches are fugly and the pepperoni is unlimited.

There's a party at Yianni's house.

by Bigbootybae123 September 6, 2016

Bought her a house

To ejaculate in a lady's ear

Ed totally bought her a house! And it ran down the side of her face

by Brandon_Has May 2, 2021

Lancaster House

The house with the hottest boys . Know as the house with all the fit lads.

Your going on a walk with a Lancaster house boy?

Lucky lad

by 18284833 September 21, 2021

Short to the house

Close to being home, mostly used in reference to being released from jail/prison soon.

Person 1: hey, whatever happened to your cousin Ron?
Person 2: oh he went to prison a few years back, but he’s “short to the house” now. He’s got like 2-3 months left before he gets out.

by Wordwise_8 October 3, 2022