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by Bru boi January 25, 2018

wrong hand situation

Situation in which you misalign your finger keyboard positions while typing, either being shifted vertically or horizontally, producing a completely random and nonsensical array of letters. It usually ends with a "wtf" expression.

Person One: Dude, guess what. Yesterday I went to walmart and the most randomest thing happened to me. So there was this elderly woman that gave me a fucking naughty stare that literally caused my insides to convulge. Then, siffrmy;u djr dysdtyrf yp ;olr / djr gotdy dystdyrf yp lo;; yjr ns;d smf yjrm djr lo;;rf yjr notf esoy eyg s, o etoyyomh ,sm

Person Two: .....
Person one: ...wtf
Person two: lol wrong hand situation

by destinedfate4527 January 4, 2009

big dumb hands

Hands possesed by women of a larger frame, i.e., fatties. these women's "big dumb hands" are called that because the fingers look like eggrolls, and thier nails are always at least 5'in in length, and painted lime green and hot pink, maybe with a decal of rhinestones thrown in here and there. they use thier large talons to grap twinkies, penises, and pork chops and have a death grip to rival a pit bull's. big dumb hands should be avoided like lance bass in a public shower

i had to sleep wiith her! the big dumb hands wouldn't let me go!

by clarkcunt January 8, 2009

when are left hand

An entry to make Bill giggle:

something you say when you are out of other ideas, or need to confuse the person you are talking to

Your getting mugged:

Mugger: Hey! give me your money
You: oh!?! hey, when are left hand!!!
Mugger:???

Mugger runs away.

by jrmiller February 22, 2008

Left-Handed Shake

Usually in Afghanistan the left handed shake is a very famous gesture. When someone tries to shake hands with you using their left hand it means they have nothing but hate, disrespect, rageful anger and enmity for you. If you shake their left hand you then you should expect something bad coming on your way if you don’t shake his left hand then your accepting defeat and showing everyone that your a coward. Nowadays it’s mostly used between huge rival Gangs and Mafia’s in Afghanistan.

Left-handed Shake is a another form of declaration of war against another person, group, or family

by Katemiller1321 December 1, 2020

left hand typing

When you've just finished masturbating, but someone messages you on the computer and you have to respond. You have to type the message with solely your left hand.

Dude, so I was masturbating last night, and then I got a message from Susan! I started left hand typing, and before I knew it we were hours into a conversation and I hadn't even washed up!

by Eattheirdead May 6, 2011

two hand jam

you know, some bball?

larry: shiiiit, two hand jam?
johnlarry: dont you mean bball?
larry: yup.

by funkmasterflex124 October 31, 2009