owning shit

1. To go into an environment and be the highest-value person in the room. This term does not just apply to small social settings but is limitless in scale and magnitude.

2. To have complete power over an environment, especially in social settings.

Owning shit is often not easy and often causes animosity from people who are not currently owning shit; however, you know you truly own shit when those same people cannot help but like you.

Michael Jordan owned shit on the basketball court.

Brad Pitt can walk into just about any room full of women and own shit.

Alpha Males are respected because they are owning shit.

by sammee m January 19, 2010

Shit mother

Combination of holy shit and mother fucker: an exclamation of excitement or approval

Shit mother! That's what I'm talking about!

by Nacho Grande November 19, 2007

Shit for dicks

Also derived from the commonly used phrase "fuck all", "shit for dicks" also means nothing, not a single thing.

"I'm out, there's shit for dicks left in this glass "

by wordestablishment February 2, 2016

Shit Corns

Annoying Mormon Children that live in Utah.

Those annoying shit corns in Wal-Mart are screaming and I want to strangle then over by the frozen food section.

by Pussy licker mmm July 3, 2016

Legal Shit

Synthetic Marijuana

"Damn, this citys dry."
"Let's get some legal shit, then."

by JimmyBobWhogivesAShit January 24, 2012

Talking Shit

When you are talking and shit comes out your mouth

I was talking to John and shit was on my face. John was talking shit

by Scroogler June 20, 2023

Vampire Shit

When you dump so hard, your life force goes out your butt hole.

I took a serious vampire shit earlier today, and I haven’t felt human since.

by IlldefineIt December 18, 2017