When an older person get surprised by a significantly younger person with an unannounced kiss or pursuit. Usually after the kid has watched the elder millennials drink to much
by 757Dickie September 25, 2023
Get the elder rape mug.When an object on sale is egregiously expensive, usually seen as a franchise of expensive items usually related to a hobby. The high pricings of these items gouge out the wallets of the customer, leaving a miniscule amount of cash in the rubble.
Guy 1: "Why the fuck did I start playing Warhammer 40k."
Guy 2: "What's so horrific about it?"
Guy 1: "The fucking expensive as hell mini-figures has me poor and writhing on the floor shit-vomiting. It's just Wallet-Rape. My cash is gone."
Guy 2: "Graphic description of your suffering but okay."
Guy 2: "What's so horrific about it?"
Guy 1: "The fucking expensive as hell mini-figures has me poor and writhing on the floor shit-vomiting. It's just Wallet-Rape. My cash is gone."
Guy 2: "Graphic description of your suffering but okay."
by MYEARSAREBLEEDINGPLEASEHELP July 10, 2022
Get the Wallet-Rape mug.Carelessly yanking the overlapping laces of a shoe loose to ruin the function and appearance of the weave.
This causes the targeted person to have to painstakingly re-lace the potentially damaged shoe, hence the word "rape".
This causes the targeted person to have to painstakingly re-lace the potentially damaged shoe, hence the word "rape".
"Hello, is this Eric's mom? This is principal Shepard. It seems him and a few boys from school started a negative trend of pulling on other student's shoes, calling it 'shoe-rape' and telling people, 'You got raped!'".
by ThaNameGame July 14, 2022
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*additional definition to Work Rape*
When you are not the direct target or victim of Work Rape, but it is happening so close to you that you yourself have now been made a victim as well.
When you are not the direct target or victim of Work Rape, but it is happening so close to you that you yourself have now been made a victim as well.
John really got Work Raped hard by Tim, and the worst part is Jerry got caught in the cross-fire while he was just trying to work. It was an unfortunate example of Third Party Work Rape.
by The Poo Fighters July 21, 2022
Get the Third Party Work Rape mug.If she hits it, vape erupts, led lights, a enjoyable rape deterrent for white alpha males, beta male plus.
There is a fork in the road; GET VAPED, OR GET RAPED.
INTRODUCING OUR NEWEST TECHNOLOGY WE'D LOVE TO SHARE WITH YOU ALL TODAY,
PRESENTING THE VAPE RAPE. GAMBLE YOUR LIFE TODAY, WE ACCEPT ALL PAYMENTS WIRED,
GOOD FORTUNE FOR YOUR AND US. IT'S SIMPLE THE RAPE VAPE WHEN USUED PROPERLY CAN BE
ABSOLUTELY SHOCKING TO YOUR WILL FOR LIFE GENERALLY. ALTHOUGH, SUICIDE COULD EASILY BE CALLED UPON
WITH THIS PRODUCT, FENTANYL PRECURSOR IS CHEAPER THAN A LARGE AMOUNT OF COMMERCE HAPPENING.
SO, WHEN YOU FIND YOURSELF NEEDING A BREAK WHEN FIGHTING AND ARGUING AND ALSO PHYSICAL SAFETY, IN THE EVENT OF A RAPE. WE GUARANTEE 100% OF RAPE VICTIMS ARE GENERALLY MAD AND FILLED WITH SUICIDAL & VERY SICK BALLER EVENTS GO ON TO BE THE "GREAT RAPE VAPE TAPE FATE #4".
YOU WILL SEE TO KINDLY PAY WITH A GIFTCARD, WE UNDERSTAND. INDIANS DISGUST ME IN A LARGE MANNER, SHOULD I SEEK PROFESSIONAL CARE?
^^^THIS WAS ALL JUST YOUR DREAM LEADING UP TO THE FOLLOWING
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THIS IS MICROSOFT HELP TROUBLESHOOTING (PHONE LEADS AND EMAILS, THIS IS ONE OF THE ORIGINAL KINDS OF SCAMS USING THESE SYSTEMS, YES HELLO, WE DON'T ABIDE BY HIPPAA AND I BROKE ALL THE LAWS TO ACCESS YOUR INFORMATION AND DATA WITH WHICH WE ARE LARGELY USING TO BUILD REPLACEMENTS OF USELESS FUCKS LIKE YOU.
DUE TO THIS IDEOLOGY IN WHICH I ABIDE FOR AND TO - WARS SUCCUMBING TO MAN INSTEAD OF THE OPPOSITE.
There is a fork in the road; GET VAPED, OR GET RAPED.
INTRODUCING OUR NEWEST TECHNOLOGY WE'D LOVE TO SHARE WITH YOU ALL TODAY,
PRESENTING THE VAPE RAPE. GAMBLE YOUR LIFE TODAY, WE ACCEPT ALL PAYMENTS WIRED,
GOOD FORTUNE FOR YOUR AND US. IT'S SIMPLE THE RAPE VAPE WHEN USUED PROPERLY CAN BE
ABSOLUTELY SHOCKING TO YOUR WILL FOR LIFE GENERALLY. ALTHOUGH, SUICIDE COULD EASILY BE CALLED UPON
WITH THIS PRODUCT, FENTANYL PRECURSOR IS CHEAPER THAN A LARGE AMOUNT OF COMMERCE HAPPENING.
SO, WHEN YOU FIND YOURSELF NEEDING A BREAK WHEN FIGHTING AND ARGUING AND ALSO PHYSICAL SAFETY, IN THE EVENT OF A RAPE. WE GUARANTEE 100% OF RAPE VICTIMS ARE GENERALLY MAD AND FILLED WITH SUICIDAL & VERY SICK BALLER EVENTS GO ON TO BE THE "GREAT RAPE VAPE TAPE FATE #4".
YOU WILL SEE TO KINDLY PAY WITH A GIFTCARD, WE UNDERSTAND. INDIANS DISGUST ME IN A LARGE MANNER, SHOULD I SEEK PROFESSIONAL CARE?
^^^THIS WAS ALL JUST YOUR DREAM LEADING UP TO THE FOLLOWING
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THIS IS MICROSOFT HELP TROUBLESHOOTING (PHONE LEADS AND EMAILS, THIS IS ONE OF THE ORIGINAL KINDS OF SCAMS USING THESE SYSTEMS, YES HELLO, WE DON'T ABIDE BY HIPPAA AND I BROKE ALL THE LAWS TO ACCESS YOUR INFORMATION AND DATA WITH WHICH WE ARE LARGELY USING TO BUILD REPLACEMENTS OF USELESS FUCKS LIKE YOU.
DUE TO THIS IDEOLOGY IN WHICH I ABIDE FOR AND TO - WARS SUCCUMBING TO MAN INSTEAD OF THE OPPOSITE.
FICTIONAL WOMAN #1: OH, CAN I HIT THAT RAPE VAPE?
FICTIONAL CREEP #1: fuk yi m8 RAPE VAPE - awW yeAh!
FICTIONAL WOMAN #2: *bich takes a hit x5*, RAPE VAPE COUGH
ETC ETC, RAPE RAPE OCCURS, ALARM, RAPE ALARM...RAPE VAPE - DON'T FORGET OUR BRAND, MANIPULATE YOUR BIASES THROUGH SLIGHT NUDGING OCCURRING WITHIN THE SOCIETY AT LARGE.
WOMAN #1: AN ILLEGAL RAPE HAS OCCURRED WITH ME, I CAN NOW PLAY THE VICTIM CARD TO BE A BITCH IF I EVER WANTED
EXCEPT... I WAS ACTUALLY MURDERED.
if you hit a rape vape in sheer trickery, your life is about to become a gamble and someone else's pawn, inside of someones corny phony analogies, within a sentence designed with the sole purpose to write the word HELP, then yell HELP, now franctically, if you find yourself attracted to any form(s) of joy being derived by finding misfortunes and reckoning with the fact that accountability is a trait/characteristic displayed within sample pool data a minority of clusters with similar traits suggested, rape vape cape to wear to court, i'm about to kill and do away with all my problems, i need a permanent solution and validation of you reading this fucking nothingness of fluffed fuckery fake fickle vape rape buy now!
FICTIONAL CREEP #1: fuk yi m8 RAPE VAPE - awW yeAh!
FICTIONAL WOMAN #2: *bich takes a hit x5*, RAPE VAPE COUGH
ETC ETC, RAPE RAPE OCCURS, ALARM, RAPE ALARM...RAPE VAPE - DON'T FORGET OUR BRAND, MANIPULATE YOUR BIASES THROUGH SLIGHT NUDGING OCCURRING WITHIN THE SOCIETY AT LARGE.
WOMAN #1: AN ILLEGAL RAPE HAS OCCURRED WITH ME, I CAN NOW PLAY THE VICTIM CARD TO BE A BITCH IF I EVER WANTED
EXCEPT... I WAS ACTUALLY MURDERED.
if you hit a rape vape in sheer trickery, your life is about to become a gamble and someone else's pawn, inside of someones corny phony analogies, within a sentence designed with the sole purpose to write the word HELP, then yell HELP, now franctically, if you find yourself attracted to any form(s) of joy being derived by finding misfortunes and reckoning with the fact that accountability is a trait/characteristic displayed within sample pool data a minority of clusters with similar traits suggested, rape vape cape to wear to court, i'm about to kill and do away with all my problems, i need a permanent solution and validation of you reading this fucking nothingness of fluffed fuckery fake fickle vape rape buy now!
by Sir Donem Muellete a la Deurte July 23, 2022
Get the Rape Vape mug.When You shove a random girls face into the carpet and drag her by her ankles, She will scream in pain curious of who you are. When she turns around, pull your pants down from behind and flash your bum cheeks. You have given her a full moon. Your jobs not finished! In shock the bitch will howl like a wolf. Once you hear this you must bite her pussy to claim your territory.
by Mr CUMAN November 10, 2021
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