piss baby

(noun)

Infant or child made of urine or metaphorically acts like a child made of urine.

person one- Oh, how are you doing today?
person two- Not good. Trevor committed grand larceny last night.
person one- What a piss baby.

by jill :] August 9, 2021

Longest Piss

The Longest piss was recorded by Drew Bland via Voxer Audio in 2016. The piss lasted 2 minutes 8 seconds. Rumors have swirled of a longer piss, but those have been debunked.

Omg Felicia! You gotta pull the car over so I can take the Longest piss. Hurry up Bitch! Stop the damn car!

by Cooter Bass August 11, 2021

Piss and shit challenge

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A challenge for the most ballsy people

Just completed the piss and shit challenge, and it was riveting.

by Pyro 😎 August 18, 2021

Piss

To get an ok sleep

Girlfriend: "how'd you sleep tonight?"
Me: "piss"
Girlfriend: "what the fuck"

by WINGNUT4444 August 29, 2021

Gamer Piss

When you’re playing a video game and really need to pee so you run to the bathroom and squeeze out the pee as fast as possible between matches.

Dude, I really gotta pee but we’re about to start the match.
Just take a gamer piss

by ItsNotGayIfYouSayNoHomo August 29, 2021

Piss kink

FelixFright

"hey who has a piss kink"
"FelixFright"

by Not Hex Jr. August 30, 2021

Piss wiggles

When you need to use the bathroom but are forced to hold it leading to strange behaviors conducted to ease the body of its natural needs

Jim: *circular hip motion*
Henry: yo wtf, quit that gay shit

Jim: no choice, got the piss wiggles

Henry:……..ok.

by Inferno_ September 1, 2021