"Show me dem tiddies" day
Ask your friend to show your their gigantic voluptuous milk filled tiddies
Ask your friend to show your their gigantic voluptuous milk filled tiddies
by ILikeTitsok#9270 June 1, 2022
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Ben : it’s JUNE 1!
Bob : so ? Is it someone’s birthday ?
Ben: yes my dumb stupid fat fuck friend it is . Today is the birthday of the day Johnny Depp won against that wannabe actor Amber Turd
Bob : ……
Bob : so ? Is it someone’s birthday ?
Ben: yes my dumb stupid fat fuck friend it is . Today is the birthday of the day Johnny Depp won against that wannabe actor Amber Turd
Bob : ……
by Whatname June 2, 2022
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They cry ALOT over the smallest things
For example
They cry ALOT over the smallest things
For example
by By Lazycookie June 2, 2022
Get the September 1 mug.Not great odds... 😑 But I suppose this doesn't change anything.
Hym "I did say 1 vs All... Huh... Damn usually Iam says huh... It is kind of funny that you thought this was about you though... Nope... Not a crazy sycophantic schizophrenic who's obsessed with you... Random circumambulation of my mind posted to the internet in direct response to an inside joke made by a retard who was having women scheduled for shifts at a group home to ride his big fat retard cock... You can actually look and see where I posted his name... And then felt like a hypocrite so I just started autobiographical exposition dumping... And posting random things I had recently learned... My favorite speeches or jokes or songs.... Then it turned into a character.... Then it got turned into a character... Then they tried to transfer me out of the house I was in because I flashed some disgust at the girl who was fucking the retard... She spent every day storming out of the house when I walked in for the last week I was there... Didn't even finish the full work week... I worked right up until the autistic man exclaimed 'It feels so good!' for the first time in 5 years... They called me before my next shift and told me I had to transfer over sleeping during my shift... They said it wasn't the first accusation...
Hym "I did say 1 vs All... Huh... Damn usually Iam says huh... It is kind of funny that you thought this was about you though... Nope... Not a crazy sycophantic schizophrenic who's obsessed with you... Random circumambulation of my mind posted to the internet in direct response to an inside joke made by a retard who was having women scheduled for shifts at a group home to ride his big fat retard cock... You can actually look and see where I posted his name... And then felt like a hypocrite so I just started autobiographical exposition dumping... And posting random things I had recently learned... My favorite speeches or jokes or songs.... Then it turned into a character.... Then it got turned into a character... Then they tried to transfer me out of the house I was in because I flashed some disgust at the girl who was fucking the retard... She spent every day storming out of the house when I walked in for the last week I was there... Didn't even finish the full work week... I worked right up until the autistic man exclaimed 'It feels so good!' for the first time in 5 years... They called me before my next shift and told me I had to transfer over sleeping during my shift... They said it wasn't the first accusation...
I asked her why she didn't transfer me out or talk to me about it the first time and why the whore didn't get transferred out after the other client accused her of fucking the retard and she ignored me for 4 days until I posted our conversation on the site... Then I got a call from HR... Got fired for not reporting retard sex... My last check was $4.98... I couldn't even go to Walmart to cash it... Met the chick who I replaced and she admitted that she fucked him... Man... What a life Amma right? Hahaha! I think I saw the guy I threatened the other day... He lost weight... Balding... Same job... Might not have been the guy... Damn... I was right about the 'false celebrity' too... This was a good idea... Could have been more lucrative on my end... But yeah the thing I wrote about washing your enemies feet. That was from Death Note. That's who wrote the anime character... 😖+🤦+🤏 This is weird... 1 vs All..."
by Hym Iam June 3, 2022
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1 up is actually one down.
Likes to ‘charm’ women way out of his league out if there money . Sleeps in farms. Looks like a donkey is a short rat looking animod that likes to snif crack and borrows his uncles A class
Likes to ‘charm’ women way out of his league out if there money . Sleeps in farms. Looks like a donkey is a short rat looking animod that likes to snif crack and borrows his uncles A class
by Mtowncat March 10, 2022
Get the 1 up mug.A phrase most commonly used by the bicycling community, n+1 refers to the amount of a thing one should own, a thing which they are obsessed with and brings joy.
The correct number of bikes to own is n+1. While the minimum number of bikes one should own is three, the correct number is n+1, where n is the number of bikes currently owned.
The equation n+1 can also be used to describe pizza, beer, puppies, or even autographed baseball cards.
The correct number of bikes to own is n+1. While the minimum number of bikes one should own is three, the correct number is n+1, where n is the number of bikes currently owned.
The equation n+1 can also be used to describe pizza, beer, puppies, or even autographed baseball cards.
John B: "I'm really considering buying a road bike to go a bit faster and have in addition to my townie and mountain bike, but don't know if that would be too many bikes."
Nate C: "N+1 my friend, go buy that bike!"
Nate C: "N+1 my friend, go buy that bike!"
by miatamadness March 11, 2022
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