Slipped one by the Goalie

The act of inpregnating a woman.

I've never been a father... "What you've never slipped one by the goalie?"

by Victor Laslow October 9, 2003

Let one fly

Another way of saying fart, let one rip or let one tear

Jimmy just let one fly and it smells like a pile of rotting parsnips

by samstorm December 5, 2004

one night stand

a singular table by a bed or in a bed room that usually serves as a storage space

"how many of these night stands would you like to buy?"
"ill just buy one night stand."

by literally man December 19, 2013

one-hit wonder

One good song that propels them to stardom and then they SUCK. But the one song was pretty good.
Still better than no-hit wonders

The wonders for 'that thing you do'. See the goddamn movie

by QTCV September 28, 2003

Fifteen to One Scale

The theory that for every 15 pounds a man puts on, that he loses 1 inch in penis length, due to the increase in the fat pad on the pubic bone.

Fat? That dude's running a minus on the Fifteen to One scale!

by Squik da Kitty February 20, 2010

one text stand

when somebody texts you and you text them back but they never reply.

Girl 1- "hey"
Guy 1- "hey, whats up?"
........(no reply)
Guy 1- *that bitch just one text standed me*

by Anthonygerbenshockler January 3, 2011

One Man Orgy

Masturbation

Dude! My girlfriend couldn't come over last, so I had a one man orgy.

by Katana Wistoa January 16, 2011