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Mexican time machine

While at work, to use the bathroom for before lunch/break. Usually an average of 10 minutes, however it’s not unusual to last up to 30 minutes. Bathroom use does not necessarily have to happen.
Julian: where are you going Luke? It’s not lunch yet for another 15 minutes!

Luke: I know, guess I’ll just have to use the Mexican Time Machine!
by Professor PAINAL September 25, 2025
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Mexican Snow Dive

Jumping out of a hottub, rolling around in the snow, then back into hottub.
WEASEL JUST DID A MEXICAN SNOW DIVE, IN 40 BELOW WEATHER, CRAZY GUY.
by anonymous December 30, 2023
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Mexican sounding

Mexican sounding is basically sounding (inserting a metal rod down your cock) but you have to dip the rod in salsa beforehand.
by The ultimate businessman October 13, 2024
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Soggy Mexican

When you are plowing someone's hole, then slap avocado on the hole and continue plowing until it turns into guacamole and both parties eat some
Dude 1: Bro, how was your date last night?
Dude 2: Man it was awesome! I gave her a Soggy Mexican after the movie.
by Nicknames_Are_Hard April 25, 2025
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Mexican Hotplate Supreme

The partner dusts the outer rim of their mouth with Tahin, then the duster places their asshole directly on the mouth of the receiver and proceeds to flatulate. (While the sweet sounds of Lionel Richie play in the background)
Lexi gave her a lover a Mexican Hotplate Supreme after a romantic night of dancing and burritos.
by Mitchkran July 22, 2022
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Mexican Mimosa

A shot of tequila with lime paired with a Corona Extra with lime.
Hey Ian, let’s head down to the Mexican restaurant 7:00 A.M and start the day with a Mexican Mimosa.
by appletomc May 14, 2019
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Mexican Willy

When you eat a girl ass and squeeze a lemon on her asshole
Dude, i served my girl a mexican willy last night
by Yanx November 17, 2025
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