Jackie's green bean salad

The reason to avoid Christmas gatherings

No way I'm going to Christmas, last time I ate Jackie's green bean salad I had to go to the hospital and get a penicillin shot

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

Bean is cold

When a female is wearing a dress or skirt and her vagina and other private parts are cold.

girl 1: I can't believe you are wearing that skirt, it's going to get below freezing tonight.
girl 2: Tell me about it, my bean is cold!

by lovesdinosaurs28 November 10, 2012

jelly bean boy

A guy that's infatuated with women's toes, with the insinuation that her toes are jelly beans.

It was then, when Ingrid's toes were in his mouth, that she realized that Chad was a jelly bean boy.

by Delco Paulie February 3, 2024

Beans and Monkey Dicks

A term used to refer to a canned meal consisting of beans and hotdogs, included in a box of USMC combat rations, aka C-Rats.

Upon opening his box of C-Rations, Private Schmuckateli explains, ‘Fuck, not another can of Beans and Monkey Dicks!

by LaughingAloud July 21, 2025

Bean pizza

The entire area in and around a woman's vagina .

I was hungry and my wife asked if I wanted to eat her bean pizza

by Salty cherrio July 27, 2025

Sellin the beans

When someone doesn't do something right and messes up or let's someone down

When the homes Mo and Nate don't hop on Cod and make excuses they sellin the beans

by Sellin da beans December 3, 2021

Fuck beans

Expressing that the person told this should fuck beans because they get no bitches.

Fuck beans idiot

by Woop of thy cool July 5, 2025