A man above the age of 56 dunks their balls in a urinal previously used by a transgender woman (must have a wiener), then proceeding to either f*ck or kill a large donkey.
Jim: Can i get a number 5
minimum wage worker: why is there a donkey corpse in your car
Daddy Daryl Donkey Dunkers
minimum wage worker: why is there a donkey corpse in your car
Daddy Daryl Donkey Dunkers
by Cougar With A Luger February 10, 2022
cum in my asshole daddy is sexy
by cum in my face master 91919191 April 06, 2022
by imnotgayatall December 07, 2018
by Kermit the crazy March 06, 2018
A blunt satirical riff on the puzzling 'Holy Trinity'...as if a Schitzophrenic Deity who thinks he's his Own Father / his Own Son / each others' Disembodied Spirits - is BETTER than Just ONE.
"My girlfriends parents are SUPER-RELIGIOUS Catholics; the first time I met them, they started grilling me about 'the holy trinity' - you know, Big Daddy, Junior & The Spook...
by nedlark April 20, 2021
To get knocked up by a rich man
Chick #1: Karen told me that the guy who owns the Walmart up the street got her pregnant.
Chick #2: Wow, she hit the baby daddy lottery.
Chick #2: Wow, she hit the baby daddy lottery.
by 2014_chiguy December 16, 2012
by Bobbie Newtron2 acc January 11, 2021