by cum in my face master 91919191 April 5, 2022
Get the cum in my asshole daddymug. by Kermit the crazy May 9, 2018
Get the Pimp Daddy Jon Jonmug. by imnotgayatall December 7, 2018
Get the EGG ME DADDY 0w0mug. A man above the age of 56 dunks their balls in a urinal previously used by a transgender woman (must have a wiener), then proceeding to either f*ck or kill a large donkey.
Jim: Can i get a number 5
minimum wage worker: why is there a donkey corpse in your car
Daddy Daryl Donkey Dunkers
minimum wage worker: why is there a donkey corpse in your car
Daddy Daryl Donkey Dunkers
by Cougar With A Luger February 9, 2022
Get the Daddy Daryl Donkey Dunkersmug. Chick #1: Karen told me that the guy who owns the Walmart up the street got her pregnant.
Chick #2: Wow, she hit the baby daddy lottery.
Chick #2: Wow, she hit the baby daddy lottery.
by 2014_chiguy December 16, 2012
Get the hit the baby daddy lotterymug. A blunt satirical riff on the puzzling 'Holy Trinity'...as if a Schitzophrenic Deity who thinks he's his Own Father / his Own Son / each others' Disembodied Spirits - is BETTER than Just ONE.
"My girlfriends parents are SUPER-RELIGIOUS Catholics; the first time I met them, they started grilling me about 'the holy trinity' - you know, Big Daddy, Junior & The Spook...
by nedlark April 19, 2021
Get the Big Daddy, Junior & The Spookmug. mommy and daddys room keeps making weird squaky noises and my mum keeps screaming "harder daddy". I think she is tackling a monster WWE style.
why is there noises in mommy and daddys room?
well... their having s-
FAMILY FRIENDLY WWE FIGHTING STUFF WITH THE MONSTER UNDER THE BED
well... their having s-
FAMILY FRIENDLY WWE FIGHTING STUFF WITH THE MONSTER UNDER THE BED
by fatfucc February 19, 2020
Get the why is there noises in mommy and daddys room?mug.