EGG ME DADDY 0w0

when someone wishes to be gifted an egg.

CARL-EGG ME DADDY 0W0
jACK-WTF ARE YOU OK?
CARL-NO, I NEED A FUCKING EGG NOW

by imnotgayatall December 7, 2018

Pimp Daddy Jon Jon

1) A super Pimp
2) A sharp dressed man

1) Yo he is a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon
2) He looks like a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon

by Kermit the crazy May 9, 2018

hit the baby daddy lottery

To get knocked up by a rich man

Chick #1: Karen told me that the guy who owns the Walmart up the street got her pregnant.

Chick #2: Wow, she hit the baby daddy lottery.

by 2014_chiguy December 16, 2012

Big Daddy, Junior & The Spook

A blunt satirical riff on the puzzling 'Holy Trinity'...as if a Schitzophrenic Deity who thinks he's his Own Father / his Own Son / each others' Disembodied Spirits - is BETTER than Just ONE.

"My girlfriends parents are SUPER-RELIGIOUS Catholics; the first time I met them, they started grilling me about 'the holy trinity' - you know, Big Daddy, Junior & The Spook...

by nedlark April 19, 2021

cum in my asshole daddy

someone who has no cock

cum in my asshole daddy is sexy

by cum in my face master 91919191 April 5, 2022

Daddy Daryl Donkey Dunkers

A man above the age of 56 dunks their balls in a urinal previously used by a transgender woman (must have a wiener), then proceeding to either f*ck or kill a large donkey.

Jim: Can i get a number 5

minimum wage worker: why is there a donkey corpse in your car

Daddy Daryl Donkey Dunkers

by Cougar With A Luger February 9, 2022

why is there noises in mommy and daddys room?

mommy and daddys room keeps making weird squaky noises and my mum keeps screaming "harder daddy". I think she is tackling a monster WWE style.

why is there noises in mommy and daddys room?

well... their having s-

FAMILY FRIENDLY WWE FIGHTING STUFF WITH THE MONSTER UNDER THE BED

by fatfucc February 19, 2020