chocolate pancake

Defecate on a woman or man's face and spread it out in a circle flattening it then the other person climaxes on the others face for the whipped cream

I gave her the best chocolate pancake she ever had

by Dämïöñ April 3, 2019

Chocolate Dipped Cherries

For one's self to dip their testicles into their partner's anus.

Dude, I just got chocolate dipped cherries form that girl.

by vweinerschnitsle September 12, 2014

Sexual Chocolate

When something is really good or a task goes very well. As chocolate and sex are also good together.

Bloke 1: Mate, that gearbox went in sweet.
Bloke 2: Yea mate, like sexual chocolate.

by Here's Brucey February 10, 2019

Chocolate covered Vegan

When your in the Rofo at 7am and the pacing crackhead next to you is drinking a XL Slurpee thinks you’re taking to long and calls you a “ Chocolate covered Vegan” I can only assume its a crackheads version of a “Karen”

“ Hey your not wearing a mask , ( as they pace back and forth all up in your personal bubble) your a chocolate covered vegan!

by Libdill August 26, 2021

i am chocolate

1- person who likes to have a lot of sex with black men

2- a rich person who is very stingy, capable of choosing to stop doing basic things in order to save money

i am a chocolate person because I prefer to stop bathing than stop buying things online
do you have sex with a black man? yes i did, because i am chocolate

by bigsmoke59 April 18, 2023

Kinder Chocolate Surprise

When your dog leaves you a surprise on the floor.... (shit).

"Man, why does my room stink so bad?"
"Maybe your dog left you a Kinder Chocolate Surprise somewhere?"

by pseudocivvy August 4, 2022

Chocolate pogostick

A brothers big old weener.

Did you see that dudes chocolate pogostick I want in my butt?

by shug mike March 20, 2019