Two love birds

When you are holding up both middle fingers without your thumb sticking out mean “I love you”. One middle finger with no thumb mean “love you” only.

*Sticks two middle fingers up with no thumb (two love birds)*

“aww i love you too”

by Big Sitt April 12, 2024

Bird

Many people consider birds to be a modern descendants of dinosaurs, specifically pterodactyls. However, people are slowly becoming more aware of the fact that they are actually government drones (g-uh-v-urn-mēnt dr-ōnès). They typically hide outside on power lines to stalk citizens outside their homes. The CIA controlled scientific community claims that they "migrate South" during the winter to escape the "cold weather", yet the materials of a typical B.I.R.D. are highly resistant to temps ranging from -40°C to 100°C. In reality, they migrate South during the winter because they are sent South from the White House in Washington D.C., in accordance to their quarterly S.O.C. test (Sh*t On Cars), to generate revenue for oligarchical corporate owned "car cleaners" which contribute to Biden's presidency and remnants of Pablo Escobar

"Yo, its a bird."
"Dude that's so cool want to take a picture?"
"F*CK no get the electromagnetic pulse"

by Big_brother_is_watching April 13, 2024

Reverse Baby Bird

When you are hitting it from behind and cum, then the ole lady coughs and you catch it in your mouth.

Last night I had the ole lady bent over the trailer hitch and I came in her, then bent over to smell her ass and she reverse baby birded me.

by Mr. Big Nutz April 19, 2024

Stepped on a bird's nest

To upset someone

I think I stepped on a bird's nest when I chose to stay home instead of going to see my sister’s dance recital.

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar April 23, 2024

Early bird titanic

When your in jail and you wait till the first person falls asleep in a boat bed and everyone grabs that person’s boat with them in it and slides them into the wall while their asleep

Dude he fell asleep first should we we give him a early bird titanic

by Slightysativa April 26, 2024

big birding

You know you have stuff coming up, whether that be important exams, a deadline due, your boss needs you to submit files to them, but you say "fuck it, imma just have a burger and a coke". This act is usually exercised with friends where you all collectively slack off and do anything that is remotely unproductive.

"Yeah, so the assignment was due at 5pm yesterday, but me and Rajdeep were just ended up big birding outside the coffee shop for a few hours"

by CraLITS April 26, 2024

Bird

Someone who is always outside or always wants to be outside

Your a fuckin bird stay ina house

by Imalegcomeslutme May 3, 2024