Rubbing the old cake

When you have people coming over to visit and you want to ensure that they never visit again. Historically stems from people rubbing a slice of cake on the floor and dusty surfaces to ensure it tastes bad, leaving a 'bad taste' for the visitors.

Oh no, my family is coming over to visit. I guess we are going to be rubbing the old cake, again.

by tom-ed September 13, 2021

The old Irish backstop

Sexual term for when you promise to pull out before you nut then change your mind and stay inside

Gave my mrs the old Irish backstop last night

by Things that annoy me 161 March 12, 2019

0 year old

A newborn person that has just begun to explore the world. Some talk, some don't. The development of the human body also happens the fastest in this time, so the baby's age is mostly counted in months or even weeks in this time. People aged this young have no real consciousness, but show human characteristics. Not much to say about people aged 0.

Part of the Age Group: Baby

0 year old: Goo ga goo ga.
Marcus: Is this your son?
Thomas: Yeah, but he's only 0 years old yet, or 7 months to be exact.

by LegacyFilet January 26, 2024

Old Head

No one on here knows what an old head is clearly. An old head is not disrespectful, in fact it is a form of respect for your older generation. Old head means what it is, the head is older, therefore, they are wiser. You listen to your "old heads" because they know best, and have had many experiences in life with that old head to gain the wisdom they have to offer.

That's just my old head trying to teach me some things. He tends to ramble, but since he's an old head, he actually says a lot of valuable things. Although I often don't listen to my old head, because I am younger and hard headed, but I know my old head has the best intentions when he's trying to guide me from making the same mistakes he did. That's why I always respect and do my best to listen to Old Heads' wisdom.

by The_Truth_In_Life_Spoken May 4, 2024

100 year old egg

A century egg.

I found a 100 year old egg.

by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023

Old head

For someone to be an "old head" they would have to be born in years under the 2000s.

My uncle was born in 1996 so he is an old head.

by mr twinkleberry January 7, 2022

The Old Shit Sprinkler

when someone is secret agent style clinging to the roof and get the case of the liquid shits and it sprays down on the people below

i was sneaking into 7 eleven and i accidentally gave the store worker the case of the old shit sprinkler

by marcydibbatome June 30, 2020