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Ryan the Mercenary

The living, breathing, definition of disappointment. There are no words to describe the reign of tyranny imposed by the redundant and incessant amount of sheer luck this freak of nature possesses. He's horrible. I hate him.
- CT
by Ryan the Mercenary February 8, 2021
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Ryan Crisscross Guy

Tall white kid who will sit with his ankle on his knee and folds his hands together on his lap.
Wow Ryan Crisscross Guy has such great posture
by simpnation January 5, 2020
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Ryan

Just clever, pretty and funny.
Yoooo we have to find Ryan I'm hella bored.
by Datbooooy October 16, 2019
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Ryan

A Ryan will always be there to pick you up when you are down. He will hold you through the bad times and laugh with you through the good. He is everything you could ever need in a companion of any kind. If you know a Ryan, NEVER let him go. He is the closest thing to perfect this world has to offer.
Ryan has never looked better!
by midnightcrow3 October 30, 2020
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ryan tucker

A gay ass white kid who knows nothing about sports but creams about airports. He has odd looking glasses and a short attention span. He is also super
Ryan tucker picked his nose and then ate those boogies!
by Boboftherock June 9, 2016
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Ryan

A lad who enthusiastically enjoys older women with hairy legs. Hes a good guy i promise
by Joseph Okarot November 22, 2020
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