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Piss

The thing Sniper from TF2 throws at people.
"Jarate!"
"What the fuck?! You just got piss all over me!"
by Itznoone May 25, 2023
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Perfect Piss

1) A pee that takes more than 20 seconds.

2) A pee that is not yellow....it's pretty much transparent.

3) A pee that you've held in for so long that when you finally pee you wanna die because it felt soooo good.

4) A piss that's, well, perfect.
Guy in the bathroom-Fuck yeah!
Guy outside of bathroom-What?
Guy in the bathroom-I got a fuckin' Perfect Piss!
Guy outside of bathroom-Is it still going?
Guy in bathroom-Hell yeah! And it's transparent!
Guy outside of bathroom-Well, alright!!!
Guy in bathroom-I know! And I've been holding it in for sooooo long, too!

^Bam. Definition of a perfect piss, right there^
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Piss

A vulgar word to describe pee or urine in ur body

A vulgar word to describe messing about
Piss
by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025
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A person (typically a female) that prefers the dating preference of all races. It stands for Every beautiful type truly radiates passion; their diverse preference captures vibrant openness.
“Hey after being a snow bunny for years I think I now prefer all races.” “Congrats on joining the equal bohemian tongue tag rat piss troglodyte diverse preference carmel vanilla omni life!”
by Jaydome12543 February 12, 2025
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Super Laser Piss

An attack used by Dr. Ivo “EggmanRobotnik, usually performed from Space Colony ARK.
Eggman: “I’m gonna fuck the earth! That’s right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!”
(fires piss)
Eggman: “Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth; I m g o n n a g o h i g h e r . I’m pissing on the MOOOON!”
(Half of the moon is destroyed)
Eggman: “How do you like that, Obama?!?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!!”
Everyone: (staring in awe)
by not a G.U.N. soldier November 3, 2023
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piss mittens

Genitals. Whatever your genitals may be.
Hey baby, nice ruts. Let's smoosh piss mittens
by Lads4 February 22, 2020
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Piss-fucker

Why don’t you stick your wee-wee in the toilet you piss-fucker?!
by Rizzo-Jizzo November 8, 2021
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